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 Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:00 am
Ever hear of Bud Light's "Real Men of Genius" ads? I can write my own for almost any fanbase. So here's my nod to my fellow Chobits fans...by taking potshots at our favorite characters.
Zima, Mr. National Data Bank Guy
Freya: The Gabu Jougasaki Apartment presents...Miss Hibiya's Heroes!
Chii: Miiiiss Hibiya's Heeeeroooes...
Freya: Today, we celebrate you, Zima, Mr. National Data Bank Guy!
Chii: Mr. National Data Bank Guy!
Freya: Some persocoms take computing one day at a time. Not you. You crush all before you under a tidal wave of data.
Chii: Smashy Data!
Freya: What's on your mind? Just your word processor. And Paint. And your Internet browser. And your music mixer. And Counter-Strike.
Chii: The bomb has been planted!
Freya: And your Photoshop. And Flash. And your Instant Messenger. And your EZ-Learn Spanish program.
Chii: Ayyy carumba!
Freya: So process more data, O Immortal of Information...
*computing noises*
...because when it comes to multitasking, nothing...is too taxing!
Chii: Zima, National Data Baaaaaank!
Freya: Gabu Jougasaki Apartment, Chitose Hibiya, Tokyo, Japan.
Mr. Dragonfly, Loser Hacker Guy
Freya: The Gabu Jougasaki Apartment presents...Miss Hibiya's Heroes!
Chii: Miiiiss Hibiya's Heeeeroooes...
Freya: Today, we celebrate you, Mr. Dragonfly, Loser Hacker Guy!
Chii: Mr. Looooser Hacker Guy!
Freya: Whenever you cry like a schoolgirl because you could've hacked into a Chobit...you think of me.
Chii: So sad, too bad now!
Freya: Why did you lose your golden opportunity? Because you wanted to do something special...molest my little sister.
Chii: Don't touch Chii there!
Freya: You're not going to spray that champagne anytime soon...although you may spray something else from time to time.
Chii: Just you and your hand tonight!...
Freya: So curl up into a ball and weep again, O Hack of Hacking...
*stock "boo hoo" noises*
...because you weren't always a loser...Chii just made you one!
Chii: That's right, Chii not sorrryyyy!!!
Freya: Gabu Jougasaki Apartment, Chitose Hibiya, Tokyo, Japan.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:43 am
question i have no idea what youre typing
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