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 Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:52 pm
An alien and a man were sitting next to each other in a bar. The alien was constantly poking the guy's cheek and saying, "Zzzt!" Finally, the guy got so mad at the alien that he said, "If you do that one more time, I'll chop your p***s off!''
Again, the alien poked his cheek and said, "Zzzt!"
The guy said, "Okay, that's it!" He got up, grabbed the sharpest knife he could find, and pulled down the alien's pants. But he was astounded to see nothing there.
He then said, "Well, if you don't have a p***s, how do you have sex?"
The alien just smiled, poked the guy's cheek, and said "Zzzt!"
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 2:43 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:12 am
why would the alien wear pants? that joke makes no sense.
xd
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:23 am
hehehe... whee
Cute, but I agree with Kitty, why would the alien be wearing pants? ET didn't wear pants.
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Southern_Belle_Onyaka Captain
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Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 1:55 pm
yeah... and according to this joke.. ET was hung with a glowing p***s... he was also a *****/>.... you think about that
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