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 Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:58 pm
I am gonna start a mamma joke, and the next person says, Oh yeah? well... and keep it going. The last one standing wins. No Repeats or you are out. No lame ones or you are out. I will be the judge.
Yo mamma is so fat...when they said "i got an icebox where my heart used to be" that girl did open heart surgery to eat her heart!
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 7:02 pm
LAME.
Yo` mama is so dark, she end up looking a like burnt chicken. Fat, juicy & krispy xDD
i just madd that s**t up.
that was lame but funnii too lmao.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:26 am
yeah?
well...
yo mamma is so stupid,
she stole free samples at k-mart..
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:46 am
yeah right yo momma is so old when i told her act yo age the woman died
had 2 try it once
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:55 am
Jo momma so ugly that when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Dayum it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:47 pm
oh no you di-ent! well yo mama is so old that when she breast feeds, it is powdered milk.
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 11:03 pm
Foo Bear oh no you di-ent! well yo mama is so old that when she breast feeds, it is powdered milk. heard that One already. sOmethinq simular On white chicks.
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:16 pm
Your mama so ugly water runs away from her reflection!
that was soooooooo wack.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 6:59 am
Phaye~Noelle Your mama so ugly water runs away from her reflection! that was soooooooo wack. lol that was stupid funny. lol well oh yeah. you mamma is so fat when she shops for underwear, they go hiding behind each other on the racks saying don't pick me! pick that one! i know stupid. but only thing i can think of now.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:46 am
'yo mamma' is so stupid that when she mispelt a word on a computer she used tippex.
'yo mamma' is so fat that when she went on the bus it did a wheely.
'yo mamma' is so poor that when you asked her what's for diner she put her foot on the table and said 'corns' (my friend jordan told me that one years ago)
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:12 am
chocolate_cookie_21 'yo mamma' is so stupid that when she mispelt a word on a computer she used tippex. 'yo mamma' is so fat that when she went on the bus it did a wheely. 'yo mamma' is so poor that when you asked her what's for diner she put her foot on the table and said 'corns' (my friend jordan told me that one years ago) fun-e ones. good job.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:11 pm
i got nothin. anybody else?
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:15 am
O yeah well Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down
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Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:18 pm
triox O yeah well Yo' momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down and Yo' momma's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost dang. those are pretty good. lol okay well ya mamma is so stupid that i asked her what 2 + 2 was and she said 22. i know lame as ish.
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