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RULES

1. Do NOT spam.
2. Follow the Gaia TOS.
3. If I want you to leave, you better DO it.
4. Even if you're rich or whatever you're welcomed to join, it's just the snobby ones we look down upon.
5. Do NOT beg for gold/items/whatever from any of us. You can sure ask for donations but don't go around begging and asking a certain person to donate to you.
6. Chocolates rule. THEY MUST RULE.
7. Please donate towards our BETTER guild.
8. Bumps are allowed.
9. If you do not post frequently, you ARE kicked out.
10. Good grammar and spelling is preferred even if it seems like that's being sn00bish. Try your best at your spelling.

7/25/05 Updated: I've been noticing a lot of things lately that I've wanted to point out. When I talk of these things, you know who you are. So pay attention.

1. DO NOT start a whole new thread to show pictures. That's what the Official Art thread is for.

1A. If it is non-related art to OUR cause, then me or one of the moderators will start a whole new thread on it. Post ALL non-related pictures there. Again, DO NOT make a whole new thread.

2. You want to talk about other things besides our anti-snoob cause? That is TOTALLY FINE. I will start a "Talk About Anything Thread" but don't start 10 different ones saying "Talk" or "yo talk." If you want to start a thread asking about a specific question (i.e. Has anyone seen the new Willy Wonka?) that's fine.





by OkamiShin


Item One: Identify the Snobby Gaians

Operation Spot-a-Sn00b


We, as members of the SARSG, are responsible for identifying the enemy before indiscriminately targeting the Rich. Not all Rich Gaians are sn00bs, just the vast majority of them. Thus it is our sacred duty to record sn00b activity when we see it.

When you spot a sn00b, record whatever it is that he/she says that will act as the proof that they are a sn00b. Report them immediately to the Society as an Enemy of the society. Do NOT Protect their identity.

If a sn00b?s behavior is horrific enough to be added to the horror stories of run-ins with Rich and Snobby Gaians, then certainly their names belong on a?

Sn00b List of Shame

That?s right! We need a list of Sn00bs who are on our list? the enemy who we keep our vigilance against! And what we do with this information, this registry of wrongs, shall all be laid out in our next phase of the grand plan.

The registry of wrongs shall include Mug shots of the sn00bs, for it is a fairly common trait for sn00bs to have no fashion sense whatsoever, and to look like juvenile trick or treaters that wandered out of Hot Topic on an LSD trip.



Item Two: Protect the New

Operation ?Don?t Step There Dear Someone Sn00bed?


We the SARSG have a sacred duty to warn all newcomers to the community of Gaia that there are sn00bs out there waiting to get them! They deserve a chance to arm themselves against any possible abuse by the Rich and Snobby.

We all have a right to call them sn00bs.

We shall welcome the new members of Gaia with open arms, using a thread that we will permanently maintain on the New Members Board. There were will warn them that there are Sn00bs waiting to prey upon them. They will know that when they are stepped on, they can always hurl one final insult at their assailant: ?Sn00b!?

Furthermore!

The Rich and Snobbish Sn00bz know no mercy because they believe they have all of the power and money in Gaia, and that everyone else is poorer than them and deserves no respect whatsoever. Some go so far as to harass new members for not having any shoes or clothing. This transgression against the newer and defenseless members of Gaia we must not allow.

It is the intention of this Guild to begin a Charity that shall give to deserving members of the Gaian community the clothes on their back that they may walk tall and know that they are dressed as decent human beings? not as lowly sn00bs or as unclothed outcasts of Gaia. Let no one be snubbed for the value of their wardrobe!!


Item Three: Do Not Emulate the Enemy

Operation: ?You Are What You Eat?


This one is very simple! Do not become what we the SARGS are fighting against! Too often in a revolution the revolutionaries become as corrupt as the society they seek to overthrow! We are better than that! We are the Society! They?re the Sn00bz!

We shall follow the following principles!

We shall not step upon those beneath us as the sn00bz do! We are neither morally superior nor are we somehow better than everyone else! That is the way a sn00b thinks, soldier!!

We shall fight the enemy with our minds and with our words. We shall turn their arguments and their self praise into worthless gibberish. We shall not resort to useless name-calling, but shall take them on with an intellectually superior array of weaponry. We shall turn our brains on, and our caps lock off.

We shall defend those who are abused by sn00bs when we see them. This does not mean that we pick fights. We merely finish them. We will not seek the sn00bz out, we shall make them exert the effort to fight a battle that they cannot win.