Here's a short forum game to play while the guild leader's working. It goes a little something like this:

First, think of two nouns. Any two nouns. Then ask which one would win in a fight.

The next person to post should decide which one will win, give a reason, and then come up with two more nouns.

So, the game could go a little sumthin' like this...

Me: A gargoyle vs. a cat in a staring contest.

You: A cat. They never blink. How about the Hulk vs. George Foreman?

Me: George Foreman. The Hulk is only wearing purple short-shorts and grease burns hurt. Asparagus vs. broccoli!

You: Asparagus. It is more spear-like. Etc.

So, to start things off, how about a wolf vs. a hyena?