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I AM AFRAID OF THAT GIANT JIANT JUG OF JUICE YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT THAT KOOL AID GUY WHO WOULD ALWAYS JUST GO IN YOUR HOUSE BREAKING THROUGH THE WALL SAYING OH YEAH!!!!! HE WEARS TIGHTS WITH HIS JUICE BOX HANGING OUT I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT!!!!!!!!!AND THE KIDS WOULD BE HAPPY TO SEE HIM I DONT GET THAT YOUR PLAYING TWISTER HE BUST THROUGH THE FREAKING WALL OH YEAH!!! SHUT UP!! KOOL AID OKAY! WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WHEN A 400 POUND JUG OF JUICE BREAKING THROUGH YOUR HOUSE MON! KIDS WOULD DRINK OUT OF HIM WHEN CRAP HAS FALLEN INTO HIS HEAD THEY WOULD DRINK HIS FRUITY BLOOD THE KIDS WOULD DRINK THEN THEY SAY "THANKS KOOL" ONE OF THE KIDS WOULD LAUGH BECAUSE HES HOOKED ON THE STUFF THAT WAS IN HIS DRINK....NO NO NO I WOULDN T BE HAPPY BOUT THAT YOU FIX THIS FREAKIN WALL NOW YOU THINK BUSTING THROUGHT TH WALL IS COOL!!!!! NO COMING THROUGH THE ******** DOOR IS KOOL MY DAD IS GONNA WOPE ME WITH A BELT IM SERIOUS MAN HE WONT THINK A JUG JUICE CAME IN HER AND DESTROYED THE HOUSE OH YEAH!!!!! OH NO!!!! DONT TOUCH ME YOU DRINK DONT TOUCH ME YOU GINAT BEVERAGE IF YOUR CONDENSATING OR DRYING I WILL KICK IN THE TIGHTS AND MAKE YOU BREAK TOP HEAVY NOW YOU FIX THIS WALL AND IF YOU GET THIRSTY SIP YOURSELF YOU GLASS SUN OF b***h

...ROTFLMMFAO.

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