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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 9:50 am
This is the "What If" game. How this works is that we start with my 'what if'. You gotta think of a completely BLOWN OUT OF PORPORION, completely APPOCOLYPTICAL result of my simple 'what if' question. Then you skip a couple lines and ask your own simple 'what if' question, which the person below you will answer in a completely blown out of porportion and appocolyptical way and ask their own little 'what if' question.
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What if we didn't need blood to live?
Quote: The vampires would then go insanely angry and exasporated due to immense hunger they would suffer. They would then begin to annoy each other, eventually seporate into different clans, then engage in a HUGE nuclear war. One clan would build a bomb so powerful that it could blow up the world if used carelessly. The vampire launching this bomb had too much coffee that morning since he missed blood so much, and was so hypper that while running around the room, and pushed the 'launch' button without aiming it. This bomb then landed on the hord of bombs they had in the back, and blew the world up. The end. What if the clouds were made of oranges?
Someone start off answering that last question.
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:32 pm
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It would start raining orange juice and grape juice would be killed forever because the orangness would stab it and kill the grapness and this guild would be called orange juice and then blah blah blah would be all anyone could say for some reason. End
What if Kage diddn't like tazers o.O?
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:46 am
Then Kage would be more interested in FIRE, so much that she was going to make a large FIRE storm in the rainforest, wiping out all the wildlife and trees, throwing off the balance of the food chain. Large wild predators would then be running around desporate for food, and would settle for HUMAN meat. News reports about a whole neighborhood being eaten by lepords would skyrocket, thus eventually wiping out the entire human population except those starving kids in Africa. Which will die of AIDS soon, anyway. Then predators would soon starve and become extinct. Meanwhile, since no animals were feasting upon plant life, it began to overpopulate, the roots became entangled in each other, and all the plants died, leaving Earth full of decaying carcuses. Then the ants would build a civilized network and become the dominant species of the world.
What if television shows assigned homework?
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:13 pm
Then kids would stop watching TV, and instead revert to Gears of War 24/7, resulting in massive desensitivation to violence. StarBucks would then take advantage of this, and make legions of child soldiers to take over the world. Once the world has been conquered, everyone would be required to buy 5 cups of coffee a day. This, combined with Shai's military training, would drive the children to blow up the Universe and everything in it.
What if ducks never died?
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:18 pm
If ducks never died, then we would have a lot of ducks. As for eating the duck, it would be like those crazy people that risk their lives to eat a live octopus just because they are animes.
What if . . . What if I was A SQUARE???!?!!!
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:46 am
Then you would spend a good part of the year in one spot trying to figure out how to move. Eventually, people would notice you and put you up as a tourist attraction. Two to three years later, you would be kidnapped by Russians to turn you into a Tetris block. And you would be played until your line got cleared, and you entered the world of oblivion. Which smells like Red Bull. Welcome to hell.
What if every light switch in the world stopped working?
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:08 pm
((Pizza guy, I think Stef didn't mean that kind of a square. Like the personality kind, not the geometric shape.))
Artists everywhere would start a rampage and start killing whales for their blubber to fill their whale blubber lamps they use instead of elecrtical lights. This would cause the whale species to eventually become extinct, thus messing up the food chain, causing other species to become extinct, messing up the food chain MORE, and eventually all life on earth would completely die out and it'd be just like Venus. And then blow up.
What if the universe was just a projection on a screen, and anything beyond the bounds of the solar system didn't exist, and we were just some science experiment performed by aliens that seemed successful . . . and we found out?
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:45 am
((I know. But Tetris is more fun))
Then we would spend the rest of our lives trying to get to the edge of the Universe to make a deal with the aliens for our freedom. When we finally get there in the year 2825 the aliens would realize that we had discovered their experiment, and decide they had to blow up the Universe since it was obsolete for science, kinda like that South Park episode. Then we would have to catch two of them having sex, and take a picture to blackmail them so they wouldn't blow us up, and they would wipe our memory, and we would wonder where this picture came from, and the South Park credits would roll. But then the aliens would decide to blow us up anyway. *nods*
What if Soda wasn't CARBONATED?!
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:23 pm
If soda wasn't carbonated, teens would rampage cities to find some bubbly liquid substance, no matter what. Teens would gather around, chugging toxic acid just to have burping contests. Needless to say, all teens would then die except for the nerdy ones that are just like "WTF, mate?" and then the world would be ruled by a bunch of squares who were too afraid to drink toxid acid from waste dumps. The would then make an experiment with how this acid killed off so many teens, but something in the experiment would go wrong and they'd blow up the earth and solar system, then it collapses upon itself and creates another lovely black hole. The end ^^
What if Grape Juice (guild, not drink) was NEVER created?
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 8:20 am
Then we would all be wandering Gaia, bored as hell and looking for vent for our randomness. But everytime we tried to express it, it would just be flamed back in. Eventually, we would all explode, causing the randomness to sink into all of Earth's citizens, driving them mad, and turning the world into Shai's hell.
What if Grape Juice (drink, not guild) was never created?
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:26 pm
Then this guild would have been named "Elephant Pantelones" ((it actually would)). The elephants would have gotten angry and sued me for racism against elephants because they think they're no different than humans so why is their pants so different? But the judge went psycho because he was suprised that talking elephants existed. So he dug to the middle of the Earth and planted a large granade. The granade then exploded, causing the Earth to explode and turn to meteors floating around in the solar system.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:53 am
~Just a second....well, since PW didn't ask anything....
What if Napoleon had succeeded? ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:36 pm
He would have ruled all the world, but then the world order and timeline would have been corrupted, leading to the explosion of the universe and anything else that exists. And then a random pig just appears out of nowhere, but then dies quickly due to the fact that there's no oxygen in space.
What if I was a gangsta?
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:40 pm
Particle Wad
He would have ruled all the world, but then the world order and timeline would have been corrupted, leading to the explosion of the universe and anything else that exists. And then a random pig just appears out of nowhere, but then dies quickly due to the fact that there's no oxygen in space.
What if I was a gangsta?
Then you'd be all like "Yo yo yo bishes fo shizzle, I was just crusin' with me hommies then we started smokin' some zig-zags and shot a guy fo rizzle, so you can fizzle my shizzle-de-dizzle fo shizzle tizzle..." Then you'd kill so many people in drive-byes that everyone would die, then the earth would explode for no reason...
What if I was middle eastern? ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:19 pm
Then you'd prolly be a terrorist because of your love of destruction, and just lie about it being about religion or something, and then you'd go crazy and blow up the world with all of Sadaam's weapons of mass destruction. Or at least wipe out all life upon it. Except for one little sprout. Which was then crushed by a meteor.
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