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 Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 10:39 pm
This is the story of Star Wars, like it should have been told!!!
Sidious owns a Tax Collector building. He has Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, and General Grievous as employees.
Mace Windu is a High School Principal. Yoda is the Counselor at that school. And every other jedi is a Teacher.
Leia is a Whore and Luke is a Crack head.
Solo is Leia's pimp and Chewbacca is his bodyguard.
The StormTroopers are local Cops and the CloneTroopers are F.B.I.
R2-D2 and C3P0 are Plumers and Jango and Boba Fett are window cleaners and Exterminators.
The Hutts are Mafia.
You can be anyone of the people not Listed below or you can make up your own Character that is Human.
Darth Sidous - Alanakin
Darth Vader - Alanakin
Solo - Alanakin
Jabba The Hutt - Alanakin
Padme - Alanakin
Boba - Alanakin
Kit - Alanakin
Darth Maul - Robert.Thibodeau
Yoda - Robert.Thibodeau
Obi-Wan - Robert.Thibodeau
Jango Fett - Robert.Thibodeau
Chewbacca - Robert.Thibodeau
Count Dooku - Robert.Thibodeau
Aayla - Robert.Thibodeau
General Grievous - Diablo_Woman
R2-D2 - Diablo_Woman
C3P0 - Diablo_Woman
Luke - Diablo_Woman
Leia - Diablo_Woman
Mace Windu - Diablo_Woman
Random Teacher - Diablo_Woman
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:33 pm
'Ring Ring'
"Hello?"
"Hi this is Sith taxables, I am calling about a payment that is do from a mister Jango Fett. May i speak to him?"
"Umm... sorry you have the wrong number...."
"Oh I am so sorry. Is this 555-7888?"
"Yeah but ummm... we just go this number."
"Oh dear... I am sorry to take up your time"
"Yeah.. whatever... bye!"
'click'
"Oh dear... I hope I didn't bother him too much Maul.."
"Dooku your a F*ckin' dumb a**!"
Maul gets up and walks away.
"Why do you say that? Maul!?"
Dooku fallows Maul until Maul turns and hits him in the face. "I'll go to Jango Fetts house and do things the right way!"
"Hello..."
"Problem do you have?"
"Umm... yeah... My Mom and Dad are... are leaving one another... is it my fault?"
"Fault it is not yours. Choice it is theirs. Mad nor sad should you be. Find should everything be"
"Ummm okay... thanks...?"
The kid leaves.
"What did he say?"
"I have no clue man... I am more confused now then when i went in there"
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