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mrbattery
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:29 am


Welcome To The guild of awesomeness!

A guild dedicated to the things that make life worth living.
For those of you less educationally inclined, awesomeness isn't technically a real word (yet), but a word coined by... a lot of people, as a vague term that encompasses all things awesome.
For those of you that are even LESS educationally inclined, I.E. 'MORONS', the word awesome is a word used to describe things that are awe inspiring...
things that send chills down your spine, visuals that make you stop in your tracks, to admire them, sounds and music that bring tears to your eyes when you hear them, tastes that make you eat well past when your full, until your stomach causes you too much pain to get up form the table, stories that change the way you look at life, and generally anything else that makes you feel good.

With that said, welcome, to the Guild of Awesomeness!
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:52 am


Rules!
Yes, I know what your thinking... "Rules?!?! NOT AGAIN!!!"
well.. you're probably not thinking that, but, lets, just for a minute,pretend you are...
Yeah, even the guild of awesomeness needs rules, without rules you'll have morons running around all willy-nilly posting crap like "OMFG I'M RANDOM! LOOKIT ME DOOOOOM!!!"
And While I try to keep people like that OUT of this guild... sometimes I make errors of judgment, and such.
SO without Further ado, here are some simple rules...

1. Follow Gaiaonline T.o.S.
Bla bla blaa, etcetera etcetera
I know this one is a pain, being all redundant and all, but I don' wanna get my guild deleted because of someones a**l retentiveness, which brings me to rule number...

2. DON'T BE a**l!
I can't stress this one enough, don't be a**l retentive, meaning, if someone offends you, shrug it off, don't try to get them banned, don't moan about it like they committed a felony, there are such things as different opinions, and its a**l people who got Christmas banned in schools.

3. respect others differences
Whether these differences be in race, religion, sexual preference, or even opinion, respect them, and their rights to be different, or I'm gonna bust a cap!

4. My word is law
Even if it's not listed here, my word, being what I say, is law.
piss me off, get banned, ignore me, get banned. basically, listen to me when your in this guild, the other crew members too, but me over them...
remember, I have the power to edit YOUR posts... and I go on power trips quite frequently.

5. Don't post new topics in the Announcements section!!!!
Please don't, If you do, they will be deleted.
I use this section for announcements and such... which have a habit of getting all jumbled up, go ahead and reply to the topics posted, but, unless I directly tell you to, do not make new topics...

6. Don't spam too much!
please, I am only one man, and as awesome as I am, I dont want to have to delete too many random crappy topics that someone made for no reason @~@

With the rules all said and done, go have fun!

mrbattery
Captain

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