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Hawkeye_Lt

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:35 pm


I was checking out some of the reviews I saw and this one caught my eye and really urked me.

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* 1/2 Bizarre shallow moral message
Reviewer: Anonymous from Anonymous
Dark film which places emphasis on beauty and the "blonde" characters portrayed in this film.
Sophie, the 18-year-old dark-haired/dark-eyed hat shop girl, expresses her anguish throughout the film at being unattractive. Oddly enough she is attractive, so this part of the story is perplexing.
Howl the wizard is brought to tears upon finding his beautiful blonde hair turned red after a shampoo (I wonder what ginger haired children are to make of this?).
As the film progresses and meanders, dark villians come and go and wouldn't you know ... at the very end ... whalaa! A rag-tag character turns into a handsome blonde prince as all the others stand in awe of his beauty.
So the moral of the story is, if you're blonde you will be accepted and sought after.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 3:50 pm


Hm... Yes, well. I suppose we can't expect everyone to view this a normal level of intelligence. Even my little cousin (age 10) could pick up on the underlying theme of beauty. Except she caught on the other way. Especially in the books, Sophie thought she wasn't pretty. That's why she couldn't break the curse for the longest time. In the novel, and to a lesser extent in the movie (the movie she transformed back and forth due to love for the most part) once she realized that didn't matter, she broke the curse.

Apparently, they also forgot Howl saying Sophie's grey hair at the end was beautiful. The Witch of the Waste, who was very ugly, is also said to have a kind heart at the end of the movie.

Either way, we know much better than them so it's best just to shrug it off. And write a much better review for it. heart

MemoryDragon

Witty Lunatic


Hawkeye_Lt

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:11 pm


huh...I always thought that she would change back and forth when she had more confidence in oneself....
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:14 pm


Well, yes, that too. The confidence stems from her own self-worth and her learning to appreciate her own beauty, I think. But she transformed also when she started thinking of her love for Howl.

MemoryDragon

Witty Lunatic


Hawkeye_Lt

PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:27 pm


Yeah that makes more sense 3nodding
PostPosted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:07 pm


Hawkeye_Lt
I was checking out some of the reviews I saw and this one caught my eye and really urked me.

Quote:
* 1/2 Bizarre shallow moral message
Reviewer: Anonymous from Anonymous
Dark film which places emphasis on beauty and the "blonde" characters portrayed in this film.
Sophie, the 18-year-old dark-haired/dark-eyed hat shop girl, expresses her anguish throughout the film at being unattractive. Oddly enough she is attractive, so this part of the story is perplexing.
Howl the wizard is brought to tears upon finding his beautiful blonde hair turned red after a shampoo (I wonder what ginger haired children are to make of this?).
As the film progresses and meanders, dark villians come and go and wouldn't you know ... at the very end ... whalaa! A rag-tag character turns into a handsome blonde prince as all the others stand in awe of his beauty.
So the moral of the story is, if you're blonde you will be accepted and sought after.


...wow...

Zaji


[~Beautiful Tyrant~]

PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 8:57 am


Hawkeye_Lt
I was checking out some of the reviews I saw and this one caught my eye and really urked me.

Quote:
* 1/2 Bizarre shallow moral message
Reviewer: Anonymous from Anonymous
Dark film which places emphasis on beauty and the "blonde" characters portrayed in this film.
Sophie, the 18-year-old dark-haired/dark-eyed hat shop girl, expresses her anguish throughout the film at being unattractive. Oddly enough she is attractive, so this part of the story is perplexing.
Howl the wizard is brought to tears upon finding his beautiful blonde hair turned red after a shampoo (I wonder what ginger haired children are to make of this?).
As the film progresses and meanders, dark villians come and go and wouldn't you know ... at the very end ... whalaa! A rag-tag character turns into a handsome blonde prince as all the others stand in awe of his beauty.
So the moral of the story is, if you're blonde you will be accepted and sought after.

....Yeah. Wow.
I'm wondering if that person is an actual movie critic, or just decided to write this thing on a whim. They obviously weren't looking for the deeper themes in the movie.
Even Howl's hair doesn't remain blonde at the end of the movie. Geez.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:28 pm


Were they watching the same movie??? eek

ShortAlchemist


Zaji

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:29 pm


Hawkeye_Lt
I was checking out some of the reviews I saw and this one caught my eye and really urked me.

Quote:
* 1/2 Bizarre shallow moral message
Reviewer: Anonymous from Anonymous
Dark film which places emphasis on beauty and the "blonde" characters portrayed in this film.
Sophie, the 18-year-old dark-haired/dark-eyed hat shop girl, expresses her anguish throughout the film at being unattractive. Oddly enough she is attractive, so this part of the story is perplexing.
Howl the wizard is brought to tears upon finding his beautiful blonde hair turned red after a shampoo (I wonder what ginger haired children are to make of this?).
As the film progresses and meanders, dark villians come and go and wouldn't you know ... at the very end ... whalaa! A rag-tag character turns into a handsome blonde prince as all the others stand in awe of his beauty.
So the moral of the story is, if you're blonde you will be accepted and sought after.


I bet this person is superficial and is pissed cuz there not blonde
PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:37 pm


Zaji
Hawkeye_Lt
I was checking out some of the reviews I saw and this one caught my eye and really urked me.

Quote:
* 1/2 Bizarre shallow moral message
Reviewer: Anonymous from Anonymous
Dark film which places emphasis on beauty and the "blonde" characters portrayed in this film.
Sophie, the 18-year-old dark-haired/dark-eyed hat shop girl, expresses her anguish throughout the film at being unattractive. Oddly enough she is attractive, so this part of the story is perplexing.
Howl the wizard is brought to tears upon finding his beautiful blonde hair turned red after a shampoo (I wonder what ginger haired children are to make of this?).
As the film progresses and meanders, dark villians come and go and wouldn't you know ... at the very end ... whalaa! A rag-tag character turns into a handsome blonde prince as all the others stand in awe of his beauty.
So the moral of the story is, if you're blonde you will be accepted and sought after.


I bet this person is superficial and is pissed cuz there not blonde
Probally!!!

ShortAlchemist


Hawkeye_Lt

PostPosted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 2:45 pm


Zaji
Hawkeye_Lt
I was checking out some of the reviews I saw and this one caught my eye and really urked me.

Quote:
* 1/2 Bizarre shallow moral message
Reviewer: Anonymous from Anonymous
Dark film which places emphasis on beauty and the "blonde" characters portrayed in this film.
Sophie, the 18-year-old dark-haired/dark-eyed hat shop girl, expresses her anguish throughout the film at being unattractive. Oddly enough she is attractive, so this part of the story is perplexing.
Howl the wizard is brought to tears upon finding his beautiful blonde hair turned red after a shampoo (I wonder what ginger haired children are to make of this?).
As the film progresses and meanders, dark villians come and go and wouldn't you know ... at the very end ... whalaa! A rag-tag character turns into a handsome blonde prince as all the others stand in awe of his beauty.
So the moral of the story is, if you're blonde you will be accepted and sought after.


I bet this person is superficial and is pissed cuz there not blonde


LOL! rofl I wouldn't be surprised! ^^
PostPosted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:47 pm


Zaji
Hawkeye_Lt
I was checking out some of the reviews I saw and this one caught my eye and really urked me.

Quote:
* 1/2 Bizarre shallow moral message
Reviewer: Anonymous from Anonymous
Dark film which places emphasis on beauty and the "blonde" characters portrayed in this film.
Sophie, the 18-year-old dark-haired/dark-eyed hat shop girl, expresses her anguish throughout the film at being unattractive. Oddly enough she is attractive, so this part of the story is perplexing.
Howl the wizard is brought to tears upon finding his beautiful blonde hair turned red after a shampoo (I wonder what ginger haired children are to make of this?).
As the film progresses and meanders, dark villians come and go and wouldn't you know ... at the very end ... whalaa! A rag-tag character turns into a handsome blonde prince as all the others stand in awe of his beauty.
So the moral of the story is, if you're blonde you will be accepted and sought after.


I bet this person is superficial and is pissed cuz there not blonde

You're probably right! rofl LOL!

Saya_Itani


akako-chan-san

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:25 am


whoever wrote that dumb review was either shallow or had the IQ of a garden hose. or both. i mean, really!!!! that review is so dumb that i think it's clogging my head with it's stupidity! stressed
PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:35 pm


*is too busy laughing to make any cynical retorts*

Gin and Cassis



Luminario

Vice Captain

PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:37 pm


wow how could someone write that... But you know everybody is entitled to their own opinion...
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