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Okay, I had to go uber-cliche' here. I'm sorry. Okay. Plot is, Shawn is walking down the streets of Santa Barbara when suddenly a large group of fangirls attacks him. There will be flashes to the Santa Barbara Police Force and whonot.

RULES:
1. If you're gonna write, post, 'WRITING!' It's just polite.
2. Keep it PG. I'm sorry, but... Too many images...
3. Shawn's NOT GONNA BE HAPPY.
4. Don't give yourself magical powers, please.
5. No slash. Please.
6. A pineapple MUST be brought into the story by SOMEONE.

Let us begin!

Shawn jaunily stepped down the street, singing 'It's Raining Men'. He had just recently made it his new goal to creep six people out before breakfast. So far he was up to five. Suddenly, polka music filled the eardrums of everyone nearby.

"Sorry, that's me," Shawn said, holding up his hands. He picked up his cell and put it to his ear. "Hello, this is the lunchmeat department of Humphrey's Deli, how may I help you?"

"Nice try, Shawn." Oh. It was just Gus. "Why aren't you down here?"

"Because I'm over here on Fifth and Mulberry, Gus. Obviously."

"That's not what I meant!" You promised you'd help me at my job today for once. And where are you? Outside Jim's Water Ice."

"Oh, but I like Jim's Water Ice!" Shawn complained. "And you know I can't focus there unless I have brain freeze!"

They chattered and argued on. Micah heard all.

***

"And you said copying off of Burn Notice and making a listening device was a stupid idea! Well, look at me now!"

"Just tell us where he is so we can make our ambush attack! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeez????" One of the younger members of Micah's guild was giving her the puppy eyes. Oh, how she hated the puppy eyes.

"Okay. He's outside Jim's. We have five minutes. Remember, guys, we're in this together."

The guildmembers all put their hands together and did a hushed little 'football break' movement, then headed toward their destination.

Walking as if they were in a corny spy movie, hunched over and tiptoeing, they quickly made their way to the side wall of Jim's Water Ice. They hid alongside the wall until their target had walked a tad closer to where they were at, still bickering with his friend on the phone.

As the guild pressed themselves up against the wall, giggling crazy to themselves, one of the members, Sakura (aka Princess Shawn), pulled out her cell phone, secretly taking a quick snapshot of the target arguing on his phone.

"Can we go on three? Ambush him? On three? Please? Or maybe two. Two's a better number than three anyways. Or one? Can we ambush him on one?" Sakura jumped up and down, trying to be as stealth as a jackal.

"No, stupid!" Jolie the sensible one, also known as "Pineapples are luv" hissed, slapping her on the shoulder. "We wait for him to get off the phone. The person on the other line will know there's some seriously dark juju magumbo going on if we get him ON THE PHONE."

"But I wanna get him!!!!!!" Tianna the perky one looked sad. Her codename was "Mrs. Spencer's nemesis". "Plezzzzzz can we go now?"

"I've got an idea." Allison(Bolt Lightning) stalked into the crowd... grabbed Shawn cell phone, and ran into the alley where the whole crew was waiting to ambush. Shawn ran back there, alone, and ran strasight into what many call "The First Actually Vaguely Successful Fangirl Attack in History."

"ONE!!!" Sakura squealed loudly.

((not writing [yet] just posting to tell you this is fantastic. and hilarious. * gonk from laughing* rofl [hope thats ok=)]))

"Wow you guys sure work fast..."
Vivi walked through the alley nonchalantly as she turned off her small MP3 player.
"Sorry I'm late...." She tossed Sakura a rag to clean up her drool, and made her way through to the bundle on the ground.

"I'm sensing a small disturbance..." Before Shawn could finish his analysis, Vivi spoke quickly.
"No shiz man...Did anyone remember the gag?"
She looked around at her comrades in high hopes for a positive answer.

"NO! BAD SAKURA! We need to get him to safety before something bad happens....AND YOU need to stop being all 'sensie sensie" alright?" Vivi glares at Shawn and leads the grief stricken Sakura a few steps back to her car.

After a couple of feet of leading, she takes out her keys and unlocks her car and starts the engine with a sequence of button pushes.
"My car is over the corner....we should go..it's not a pretty hybrid so the exhaust isn't all that great...that and it's old..."

She starts to walk and lead the guild to her car.

The guild all stop and stood staring at the car in disbelief.
"Wait..is THAT it? That DINKY thing?" Shawn gawks as he sees his new transportation vehicle. An old 1983 black Mazda FB stood all ready to go.
"HEYHEY! That's my baby you're talking about..." Easily offended by her sweet car, Vivi looked as if she was on the brink of tears. But Sakura had a brainwave and shouted, "OH!! We'll use his BIKEE!!" Sakura squealed with joy.
"Wait..on second thought THE CAR SOUNDS GREATTT!!!" Shawn quickly switches plans as he awaits the cramped ride in the small five seater.
And before anyone could say anything more, a shrill yell came from the guild.
"DIBS ON TEH PSYCHICC!!"