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 Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:38 pm
Post your favorite Family Guy moments here...but there are so many, so just post whatever ones you can think of...
*Peter's at the Drunken Clam with Brian talking about Loretta banging some guy*
Peter: And she was like 'oh yes' and the guy was like 'bam bam bam bam--'
Brian: Uh, Peter--
Peter: No wait, let me finish, 'bam bam bam bam bam'! Take it from here Bam-Bam
Bam-Bam: Bam bam bam! Take it from here Emeril!
Emeril: Bam!
Peter: There's a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says 'oooo'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios
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Posted: Wed Jul 27, 2005 9:34 pm
mines small but here it goes,
everyone is at brians party on the force and i beleive he is retiring
*brian walks out to the cab and stuey runs saying, "BRIAN! WAIT! WAIT BRIAN!"
brian holds the cab and rolls down the window, stuey stands there in pajamas and teddy, haulks a luugy and runs back inside.
brian turns to the cabbie with spit on nose and says "ok, you may go,"
I might not got everything right but its a faint quote.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:58 am
Peter: There's a message in my Alpha-Bits, it says 'oooo'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
3nodding rofl LOL I love that.
Police guy thing:Sir, we are going to need you to take those hams out from under your shirt.
Chris:What?
Police guy thing:Hey look, he isn't a theif, he's just some fat kid! Hey [insert name], it's just some fat kid! You want a candy bar fatty?
[LOL I may have gotten the quote wrong but w/e]
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:27 am
Peter:Chris nobody here thinks your fat
Waiter:Sir you can't park your car on the divingboard
Peter:This isn't my car, its my son
Waiter:Oh Ok....Hey (other waiter) its just a fat kid
not exactly right but....
there is another one that i love but i just cant think of it right now...
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:36 am
Jiopiman Peter:Chris nobody here thinks your fat Waiter:Sir you can't park your car on the divingboard Peter:This isn't my car, its my son Waiter:Oh Ok....Hey (other waiter) its just a fat kid not exactly right but.... there is another one that i love but i just cant think of it right now... LOL It'll come to you. *Patpat* ^^
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 5:10 pm
Bonny: I dont want a pervert in the neighbor hood when I have my child
Peter: Look bonny, youve been pregnant for like, six years. So either have the baby, or dont
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Posted: Fri Jul 29, 2005 6:00 am
Shonsu Bonny: I dont want a pervert in the neighbor hood when I have my child Peter: Look bonny, youve been pregnant for like, six years. So either have the baby, or dont thats a good one...i forgot about tht one!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 2:27 am
Jiopiman Shonsu Bonny: I dont want a pervert in the neighbor hood when I have my child Peter: Look bonny, youve been pregnant for like, six years. So either have the baby, or dont thats a good one...i forgot about tht one!! Me too! xD LMAO! It's like true! She has been pregnant forever. x3 LOL Great now I can't stop laughing. xd
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:02 am
finding out optimus prime is jewish
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 8:15 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 5:30 pm
Peter: Hey Mort, do these suppositories come in any other flavors?
Mort: you arent eating them are you?
Peter: No im shoving them up my a**, Of course im eating them, what do you think?
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Posted: Tue Aug 02, 2005 3:34 am
Peter: Optimus Prime is Jewish? (optimus prime enters and transforms in synagogue)
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:41 pm
I can't really quote my favorite moment, because it has no words. The fight between Peter and the giant chicken. Then, after that one it would have to be the second fight between Peter and the giant chicken. Both are hilarious and long as hell.
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:21 pm
gildia I can't really quote my favorite moment, because it has no words. The fight between Peter and the giant chicken. Then, after that one it would have to be the second fight between Peter and the giant chicken. Both are hilarious and long as hell. omg i loved that one. and it was all about a coupon! lol and then the trix rabbit comes by and peter is like "damn long ears trying to steal easter from jesus" lol
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2005 11:07 am
The first time I almost died laughign at Family Guy was the episode where Meg takes her family on teh talk show. There's a couple on stage...
Guy: "I have somethign to tell you, I'm not actually a man...I'm a woman. I'm not actually a woman...I'm a horse. I'm not actually a horse...I'm a broom ::thump::"
Host: What do you think of that?
Woman: To tell you the truth...I'm shocked"
I think that's how it went...
I also really love Peter's cover of "Can't Touch This" in the Petoria episode...and then he tells everyone to do the "bump"
rofl lol biggrin xd
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