*shakes head* *sigh*
FAITH!!!!
Faith: Can't you just f**king leave me alone?!
Me: Shut up and and get over here!
Faith: FINE! Next time you do that I'm just gonna throw a knife at your throat.
Me: Whatever! She says that Fuffy doesn't exist! Not only did it not happen, but it didn't even exist!
Faith:
scream That f**king b**ch again! Thats it *pulls out switch blade* I'ma off that b**ch right here!
Me: Again Faith, we don't want to kill her, we just want to teach her a lesson. GOT IT!?
Faith: Deaths a lesson.
Me: No. *takes switch blade*
Faith:
rolleyes Take it, it's not like I don't have hundreds stashed in my jacket.
Me: *takes jacket* Damn, you do! When will you EVER need that many knifes?
Faith: I can name a few situations...
Me: Please don't.
Faith: Whatevs
Me: Do you even remember why your here?
Faith:...No.
Me: *sigh* She said that Fuffy doesn't exist, at all.
Faith:
eek I'LL RIP HER F**KING HEAD OFF
scream Me: NO! WE ARE NOT STARTING THAT AGAIN!
Faith: HOW COULD SHE SAY THAT!? DID SHE NOT WATCH THE THIRD SEASON!? OR THE 4TH...OR THE 7TH!? EVERYTHING I DID WAS FOR THAT STUCK UP HOLIER-THAN-THOU BUFFY SUMMERS!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT b***h PICKED A VAMPIRE OVER ME! I ALMOST DIED FOR HER! I TURNED MYSELF INTO PRISON FOR HER!!!
Me: Oh my God, You are totally her b***h!
Faith: *doesn't even turn to look at me and elbows me in the face* Shut up!
Me: *holding nose* YOU JUST BROKE MY F**KING NOSE!
I'm so happyFaith: I GAVE UP EVERYTHING FOR HER! SHE F**KING STABBED ME AND THEN I TOLD HER HOW TO KILL THE ONLY PERSON TO EVER HAVE TREATED ME LIKE A DAUGHTER! HE WAS MY FATHER! AND I BASIC KILLED HIM TO SAVE
HER!!!
Me:
cry *blood streaming down my face* Thats so sweet.
Faith: SHE PUT ME IN A F**KING COMA!!! EIGHT MONTHS OF DREAMING OF HER, THE ONLY PERSON I WAS EVER IN LOVE WITH, KILLING ME, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Me: Oh ya, why were you guys making that bed anyway?
Faith:
twisted Ok, so not all of it was bad.
Me:
eek I KNEW IT!
Faith: Anyway, SO I WAKE UP TO FIND HER CLIMBING ALL OVER A NEW BOYTOY! YOU'D THINK THAT AFTER ALMOST KILLING ME FOR SOUL BOY SHE WOULD AT LEAST STAY WITH HIM!!!
Me: Thats what I though!
Faith: This isn't about you, shut up.
SO OF COURSE I F**KING LOOSE IT!
Me: Of course.
Faith: SO I HOLD HER MOM CAPTIVE, nice lady by the way, AND THREATEN TO KILL HER!
Me: That speech you gave was quite touching.
Are you even listening to me?
Faith: I WAS JUST WAITING FOR SUPER B TO COME AND THRILL US WITH SOME HEROICS!!
Me: Obviously not.
Faith: SO SHE COMES CRASHING THROUGH THE WINDOW AND WE FIGHT!!!
Me: Why are you yelling everything?
Faith: SO WE BEAT EACH OTHERS FACE IN, LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AND WHEN I'M NEARLY ABOUT TO PASS OUT, I PULL OUT THE MAYORS THING-A-JIG AND THEN BOOM! I'M IN BUFFY'S BODY!
Me: That sounds very wrong
xd Faith: SO I PUNCH HER/ME IN THE FACE AND KNOCK HER OUT!
Me: We all know what happens Faith, we've all probably seen every episode billions of times.
Faith: THE POLICE COME AND TAKE HER/ME AWAY, SHE GETS WHAT SHE DESERVES RIGHT!? SO I GET A PLANE TICKET AND PLAN TO RUN, BUT I COULDN'T!! AS MUCH AS I HATE THAT b***h, I LOVE HER EVEN MORE!!!
Me: You skipped a lot of scenes you know.
Faith: SO OVERWHELMED WITH GUILT I GO SAVE THAT STUPID CHURCH FULL OF PEOPLE AND OUT OF NOWHERE B SHOWS UP!!!
SO WE FIGHT AND I BEAT HER FACE IN 'CAUSE I CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT MYSELF ANYMORE!!! WE SWITCH BACK AND I FREAK OUT AND RUN OFF!!!
Me: Then you run off to Angel to try to get yourself killed, blah blah blah, we all know!!!
Faith: I would do anything for her. LOOK ME IN THE FACE AND TELL ME FUFFY DOESN'T EXIST! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I WISH THAT WERE TRUE!? I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO NOT LOVE HER ANYMORE!!!
Me:
crying FAITH!! Thats so sweet!
Faith: AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SPIKE
scream Me:
idea SPIKE!
Spike: WHAT!?
Me: Could you come here for a second, Faith wants to tell you something. *slips stake into Faith's hand*
Spike: What the bloody hell does that psycho want!? *sees stake*
eek Faith:
twisted Me: Bye bye b***h boy
xd *Faith breaks every bone in his body, skins him, leaves him for a few minutes to suffer in agonizing pain, then stakes him*
Me: Feel a little better?
Faith: A little.
Buffy: Oh God! Spike! What did you do to him!?
Faith:
eek s**t!
Me: This isn't good! Oh wait, this is my story! I can make whatever I want happen!
*Buffy and Faith make out over Spike's ashes*
Me:
biggrin Thats better.
Kennedy: What the f**k man! That's my girlfriend! (Faith)
Me: Oops
sweatdrop Uhhh, Tegan! (From Tegan and Sara, it's a band)
Tegan: Ya? *sees Kennedy* Wow
eek Kennedy: *sees Tegan* Holy s**t! She's hot!
Me: *sarcastic* No need to be shy, Kennedy
rolleyes *Kennedy and Tegan make out*
Me: Everybody wins!
*Sara walks in, Tegan's twin sister*
Sara: Tegan, did you move my guita---*sees her sister being pined to the floor by Kennedy*
eek Oh my God
burning_eyes *runs away*
Me: Oh crap! Poor Sara
xd Me: I don't even remember what all this was about
sweatdrop *looks at pile of Spike dust, Faith, Buffy, Kennedy and Tegan*
and I really don't care
xd *sits in chair, eats popcorn and watches*
eek 
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Excust me! You did NOT just say that! 
