And I thought that I'd share the s**t that I found. =]
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
Just do what it says. It's hilarious!
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fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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> Subject: Fwd: 16 things to do at walmart
>
>
> >
> > 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when
> > they
> > aren't looking.
> >
> > 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
> > intervals.
> >
> > 3. Make a trail of tomato jui ce on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
> >
> > 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> > " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
> >
> > 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
> >
> > 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
> >
> > 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> > invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
> >
> > 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
> > "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
> >
> > 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick
> > your
> > nose.
> >
> > 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
> > knows
> > wh ere the anti - depressants are.
> >
> > 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
> > Impossible" theme.
> >
> > 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
> > size funnels.
> >
> > 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
> > say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
> >
> > 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
> > position and scream..
> > "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
> >
> > 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then
> > yell,
> > very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
> >
> > 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go,
> > pikachu, go!"
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90# on your telephone
I dialed '0' and asked the operator who confirmed that
this was correct so please pass it on...
(l also checked out Snopes.com..this is true, and also
applies to cell phones!)
PASS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW........................................
I received a telephone call last evening from an
individual identifying himself as an AT&T Service
Technician (could also be Telus) who was conducting
a test on the telephone lines. He stated that to
complete the test I should touch nine(9), zero(0), the
pound sign (#), and then hang up.
Luckily, I was suspicious and refused.
Upon contacting the telephone company, I was
informed that by pushing 90#, you give the requesting
individual full access to your telephone line, which
enables them to place long distance calls billed to
your home phone number.
I was further informed that this scam has been
originating from many local jails/prisons
DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE.
The GTE Security Department requested that I share
this information with EVERYONE I KNOW.
After checking with Verizon they also said it was true,
so do not dial 90# for anyone !!!!! PLEASE HIT THAT
FORWARD BUTTON AND PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE
YOU KNOW!!!
