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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:17 pm
Alright, I'll explain this for anyone who doesn't know what it is.
Basically, the first person will make a wish. The next poster will grant that wish, but with a negative twist on it. For example:
I wish that I had a million dollars.
Granted, but the existence of your money blows inflation off the charts, and makes all currency worthless, resulting in your living in poverty.
I'm bad with examples. But you should get the idea. Anyway, the person then makes a wish of their own. I'll start.
I wish that I didn't need oxygen to survive.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2007 10:09 am
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Done, but now you are stuck as a fish and have to hide from sharks and other carnivorus creatures daily just to stay alive.
I wish the sky was red with purple clouds and that the ground was completely black just like in all the comics Particle Wad made for Grape Juice.
((Lol, the wish is longer than the twisted conclusion XD))
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 10:42 am
((Wait a second. Fish need oxygen to survive...))
Granted, but it is only so because demons ripped a portal in the fabric of space/time, causing the atmosphere of their Hell to pour into our world, suffocating all of its citizens. That's you.
I wish that I knew how to whistle.
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Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:16 pm
Granted, but now you can't use your mouth to do anything else, so all you'd be doing is whistling really loud and screatchy and freakin out because you can't eat or speak so eventually you either starve to death, or go insane and then starve to death.
I wish I could talk to new people better.
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 7:37 am
Granted, but your style of speech and amount of vocabulary you use often lowers their self-esteem to the point of suicide. After causing all these deaths, you decide you can't take it anymore and kill yourself too.
I wish I was a porpoise.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:29 pm
Granted, but now there is an overpopulation in porpoises. They build an army and take out all the sealife predators. This causes all the other fish to overpopulate. They then evolve legs and lungs magically and start to walk the earth and take out the predators there. This'll cause all the animals left on the earth to overpopulate and kill off all the humans, and then run out of food and then die of starvation, along with wiping out all plantlife on the Earth.
I wish I was more attractive.
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:57 am
Particle Wad
Granted, but now there is an overpopulation in porpoises. They build an army and take out all the sealife predators. This causes all the other fish to overpopulate. They then evolve legs and lungs magically and start to walk the earth and take out the predators there. This'll cause all the animals left on the earth to overpopulate and kill off all the humans, and then run out of food and then die of starvation, along with wiping out all plantlife on the Earth.
I wish I was more attractive.
Granted, but then so many people like you the men have death matches overs you, and try to rape you all the time, until you can't take it anymore and commit suicide...
I wish I had fire powers in real life.... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:34 pm
But you'd loose sight of your common sense and sanity and just burn anything and everything. Soon the Earth is just a mob of flames, untill there is nothing left to burn. You get so depressed over the loss of organisms and plant life that haven't been turned to ash, that you commit suicide.
I wish I was more exciting.
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:36 am
Particle Wad
But you'd loose sight of your common sense and sanity and just burn anything and everything. Soon the Earth is just a mob of flames, untill there is nothing left to burn. You get so depressed over the loss of organisms and plant life that haven't been turned to ash, that you commit suicide.
I wish I was more exciting.
Grant, but then all you ever do is ride roller coasters and risk your life, and then you die while fighting a dragon with a tooth pick while hanging from a helicopter, then the dragon becomes enraged and kill everyone...
I wish I could always be on gaia... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:43 pm
Granted, but now you're stuck in Gaia, and it closes down, leaving you a spirit that wanders the internet, eventually you get really sick of it and make all the computers in the world explode. Since there are computers in bombs and such, all the bombs 'splode in their launch pads and destroy all life on Earth, if not shatter Earth itself.
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:15 pm
Particle Wad
Granted, but now you're stuck in Gaia, and it closes down, leaving you a spirit that wanders the internet, eventually you get really sick of it and make all the computers in the world explode. Since there are computers in bombs and such, all the bombs 'splode in their launch pads and destroy all life on Earth, if not shatter Earth itself.
(why don't ever make a wish?)
I wish had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars in pennies.... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:19 pm
Shai-tan Particle Wad
Granted, but now you're stuck in Gaia, and it closes down, leaving you a spirit that wanders the internet, eventually you get really sick of it and make all the computers in the world explode. Since there are computers in bombs and such, all the bombs 'splode in their launch pads and destroy all life on Earth, if not shatter Earth itself.
(why don't ever make a wish?)
I wish had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars in pennies.... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
Granted, but it all flies out of the sky while you're strolling along all happily or going to Vin's house or something, and crushes your bones and lungs and you die. And then people try to taze you with those tazey things that sometimes bring people back to life. But you just kinda go all wonkity and don't wake up. And then you do, but you're a vegetable with a really really bad lazy eye and can only say "Klaus" as if you were a pokemon called "Klaus".
iWish iWas slimmer . . .
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Particle Wad Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:13 pm
Particle Wad Shai-tan Particle Wad
Granted, but now you're stuck in Gaia, and it closes down, leaving you a spirit that wanders the internet, eventually you get really sick of it and make all the computers in the world explode. Since there are computers in bombs and such, all the bombs 'splode in their launch pads and destroy all life on Earth, if not shatter Earth itself.
(why don't ever make a wish?)
I wish had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars in pennies.... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
Granted, but it all flies out of the sky while you're strolling along all happily or going to Vin's house or something, and crushes your bones and lungs and you die. And then people try to taze you with those tazey things that sometimes bring people back to life. But you just kinda go all wonkity and don't wake up. And then you do, but you're a vegetable with a really really bad lazy eye and can only say "Klaus" as if you were a pokemon called "Klaus".
iWish iWas slimmer . . .
Granted, but your so skinny, that everyone makes fun of you, and you blow around when theres even the slightest breeze, so you can't take it, and go all emo.... I wish I could rule the world....
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:33 pm
Shai-tan Particle Wad Shai-tan Particle Wad
Granted, but now you're stuck in Gaia, and it closes down, leaving you a spirit that wanders the internet, eventually you get really sick of it and make all the computers in the world explode. Since there are computers in bombs and such, all the bombs 'splode in their launch pads and destroy all life on Earth, if not shatter Earth itself.
(why don't ever make a wish?)
I wish had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars in pennies.... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
Granted, but it all flies out of the sky while you're strolling along all happily or going to Vin's house or something, and crushes your bones and lungs and you die. And then people try to taze you with those tazey things that sometimes bring people back to life. But you just kinda go all wonkity and don't wake up. And then you do, but you're a vegetable with a really really bad lazy eye and can only say "Klaus" as if you were a pokemon called "Klaus".
iWish iWas slimmer . . .
Granted, but your so skinny, that everyone makes fun of you, and you blow around when theres even the slightest breeze, so you can't take it, and go all emo.... I wish I could rule the world.... Granted, but you do a really poor job of it and lose control of your people who suspend you in duct tape from an airplane flying at 500 miles per hour. I wish I had better grades in school.
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:01 pm
Cookies with Rabies Shai-tan Particle Wad Shai-tan Particle Wad
Granted, but now you're stuck in Gaia, and it closes down, leaving you a spirit that wanders the internet, eventually you get really sick of it and make all the computers in the world explode. Since there are computers in bombs and such, all the bombs 'splode in their launch pads and destroy all life on Earth, if not shatter Earth itself.
(why don't ever make a wish?)
I wish had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars in pennies.... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
Granted, but it all flies out of the sky while you're strolling along all happily or going to Vin's house or something, and crushes your bones and lungs and you die. And then people try to taze you with those tazey things that sometimes bring people back to life. But you just kinda go all wonkity and don't wake up. And then you do, but you're a vegetable with a really really bad lazy eye and can only say "Klaus" as if you were a pokemon called "Klaus".
iWish iWas slimmer . . .
Granted, but your so skinny, that everyone makes fun of you, and you blow around when theres even the slightest breeze, so you can't take it, and go all emo.... I wish I could rule the world.... Granted, but you do a really poor job of it and lose control of your people who suspend you in duct tape from an airplane flying at 500 miles per hour. I wish I had better grades in school. granted, but then your so smart, that you think yourself into a coma... ....I have to go find something to beat you to death with~
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