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 Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:32 pm
This is where you come to just chat and enjoy yourself. Please remember to be nice, swearing partially blanked, etc.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 6:00 am
Has anybody wondered why an Orange(the fruit) got called an Orange?
Were they just too lazy to think up a better name for it?
Why didn't an Apple get called a Green? Or a Banana a yellow?
The mysteries of the world rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 7:13 am
OH OH OH!!! -raises hand- I know wht rhymes with orange!! Dorr Hinge (It may be the way people say it. I have a slight Boston accent on some words like coffee, sorry, carrot, walk, talk, taught...etc)
•Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
•After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting in the water?
•Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
•Are part time band leaders called Semi-Conductors?
•Are there any unguided missiles?
•Can a stupid person be a smart-a**?
•Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
•Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
•Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
•Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
•Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
•Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
•Do clowns wear really big socks?
•Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
•Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
•Do fish get thirsty?
•Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
•Do mass murderers kill only in church?
•Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
•Do pilots take crash-courses?
•Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
•Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
•Do steam rollers really roll steam?
•Do vampires get AIDS?
•Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
•Do witches run spell checkers?
•Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
•Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
•Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
•Does an analyst have to be a**l?
•Does killing time damage eternity?
•Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
•Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
•How can someone "draw a blank"?
•How can there be self-help "groups"?
•How come wrong numbers are never busy?
•How dead is the Dead Sea?
•How did a fool and his money get together?
•How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
•How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
•How do you get off a nonstop flight?
•How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
•How do you throw away a garbage can?
•How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
•How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
•How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
•How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
•If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
•If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
•If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
•If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?
•If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
•If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
I'm loaded with really stupid questions/facts/comments. 3nodding As you can see from the above, I have no life xp
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:17 am
Oh dear GOD!...
Hmm, i'm going to try and answer each and every one of those..
Although not all at once... lol..... I'll edit this post with new answers when i can be bothered ^_^
•Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Only if they're on Atkins.
•After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting in the water?
Parallel to this... Why don't amphibians drink?
•Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Nope, Kebabs...
•Are part time band leaders called Semi-Conductors?
•Are there any unguided missiles?
Yep, bombs..
•Can a stupid person be a smart-a**?
Depends, if you argue with a stupid person you'll lose though. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
•Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?
Lol....
•Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
•Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
•Crime doesn't pay... does that mean my job is a crime?
•Day light savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
•Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?
•Do clowns wear really big socks?
•Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
•Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
•Do fish get thirsty?
Drat... I only just saw this one opposed to what i said before...
•Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
•Do mass murderers kill only in church?
•Do people in Australia call the rest of the world 'up over'?
•Do pilots take crash-courses?
•Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Have to find yourself a living true Roman to find that out first...
•Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?
•Do steam rollers really roll steam?
•Do vampires get AIDS?
•Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
•Do witches run spell checkers?
•Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
•Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
•Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
•Does an analyst have to be a**l?
•Does killing time damage eternity?
•Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
•Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
•How can someone "draw a blank"?
•How can there be self-help "groups"?
•How come wrong numbers are never busy?
•How dead is the Dead Sea?
•How did a fool and his money get together?
•How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
•How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?
•How do you get off a nonstop flight?
•How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
•How do you throw away a garbage can?
•How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
•How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
•How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
•How is it possible to have a "civil" war?
•If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
•If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
•If a hen and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
•If a tree falls in the forest, does the earth scream out in pain?
•If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
•If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:27 am
Hmm... you've given me a lot to think about...
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 9:34 am
•After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting in the water?
Parallel to this... Why don't amphibians drink?
Amphibians DO drink. My pet turtles have to eat in the water because they need to swallow water at the same time or they'll choke.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 10:26 am
stare
What about fish then? eek
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:55 am
lol. No, they breath the oxygen in the water.
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 11:58 am
...alright I'm officially a bit frightened lol
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 12:41 pm
Asira_Lichael ...alright I'm officially a bit frightened lol Aww sya, you shouldn't be lol... We're all perfectly normal really... O.o domokun xp On another note.. Just edited my big post...
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:53 pm
Asira_Lichael ...alright I'm officially a bit frightened lol -falls to knees and pounds ground with fist- NOT ANOTHER ONE!
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 8:18 pm
Skitrel Asira_Lichael ...alright I'm officially a bit frightened lol Aww sya, you shouldn't be lol... We're all perfectly normal really... O.o domokun xp On another note.. Just edited my big post... We're writers...we defy normalcy. Besides, how do you define 'normal' anyway?? Is there a 'normal' person somewhere that we're all comparing ourselves to? I've always thought it was the norm of the general population. But if 'normalcy' is merely the norm of the general population, then isn't it feasable that you can be 'normal' one day and not then next?? confused So how can you say you're 'normal' or not? It's all relative.
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:07 am
Marael Skitrel Asira_Lichael ...alright I'm officially a bit frightened lol Aww sya, you shouldn't be lol... We're all perfectly normal really... O.o domokun xp On another note.. Just edited my big post... We're writers...we defy normalcy. Besides, how do you define 'normal' anyway?? Is there a 'normal' person somewhere that we're all comparing ourselves to? I've always thought it was the norm of the general population. But if 'normalcy' is merely the norm of the general population, then isn't it feasable that you can be 'normal' one day and not then next?? confused So how can you say you're 'normal' or not? It's all relative. Y'know. You're creepy. When my teachers and parents tell me to be normal, that's EXACTLY, word for word, what I tell them...
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:54 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:00 pm
Bloodless Moonlight Marael Skitrel Asira_Lichael ...alright I'm officially a bit frightened lol Aww sya, you shouldn't be lol... We're all perfectly normal really... O.o domokun xp On another note.. Just edited my big post... We're writers...we defy normalcy. Besides, how do you define 'normal' anyway?? Is there a 'normal' person somewhere that we're all comparing ourselves to? I've always thought it was the norm of the general population. But if 'normalcy' is merely the norm of the general population, then isn't it feasable that you can be 'normal' one day and not then next?? confused So how can you say you're 'normal' or not? It's all relative. Y'know. You're creepy. When my teachers and parents tell me to be normal, that's EXACTLY, word for word, what I tell them... lol, great minds think alike!! 3nodding
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