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 Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:08 pm
All of the world's problems are caused by a severe lack of otters.
Discuss.
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:18 pm
So as I gave you a stuffed otter the other day, you have no problems? You better share the otter. Pass it back and forth and whatnot- I want no problems too.
Or must it be real otters that solve problems?
And is there a severe lack of otters? Can I get confirmation on this, numbers, a map, the like?
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 9:15 pm
What are you talking about? All the otters are over at my place. I'm raising up an army to take the world's problems by force.
And we all know that one of the major elements of attack is the element of surprise. And what could be more surprising to the enemy squadron than an elite battalion of otters with automatic weapons commencing a forward vanguard formation?
Trust me; it'll work.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 8:35 pm
I say we nuke Iraq, just to be sure.
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:17 pm
Because the light's better over there?
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:31 pm
Because they have Otters of Mass Destruction.
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:44 pm
But...but Semper has the otters. xD
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Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 7:52 pm
That's what he thinks. ninja
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:16 pm
That's funny, because that's also what the otters think.
And Iraq doesn't have any Otters of Mass Distraction Destruction. They're all on TV, selling you life insurance, health insurance, car insurance, home owners' insurance, and IPods.
We've got some serious work to do.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:13 pm
There might be one O.M.D. in Iraq, and it's owned by a guy named Schroedinger. The only way we can be sure Schroedinger's otter is dead is to nuke Iraq.
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Cougar Trollhammer Draven Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:13 pm
Anarchist Miracle There might be one O.M.D. in Iraq, and it's owned by a guy named Schroedinger. The only way we can be sure Schroedinger's otter is dead is to nuke Iraq. This is true. Here we thought we'd stopped him when we opened the box on his cat. Now look what he's up to.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:29 am
Key word: thought. We may have stopped him, we may have failed. There's only one way to find out:
Introduce that Jello-for-brains ******** to some highly concentrated radioactive materials. Depleted uranium works wonders in these situations.
Think of the otters we'd save by killing Schroedinger.
[And I've just been commissioned by the Copenhagen Institute to include an alternate possibility.]
Think of the otters we'd save by not killing Schroedinger.
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