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Jisaku Jiens
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:39 am


lulz, my mom still thinks me and chibi hiei! are dating(when were not). No matter how much i try to pound it into her head, she says stuff like "Well, boys and girls dont hang out that much unless something is going on...." "We're just friends! Nothing more"


Also, in refernce to the title.

She lives about 2 miles away, and i had to ride a bike there.
So i took a shower, and put on deoderant/ andtipersperant and colongue(i cant spell!) because i didnt want to smell like total s**t. My mom gets back from work, and my sis tells her what i did beforehand. She calls Hiei's cell, and starts yelling at me because she couldnt find the number.( i left it on the counter) She though i hid the number and "got dressed up" because i was going to screw her. She then asked if her parents were home. I said yes, asked if she wanted to talk to them, and seeing how wrong she was, said no.

Then, i tell Hiei, and we continued screwing had a lulz fest.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:41 am


Your mom's crazy. >.>

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Jisaku Jiens
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 10:44 am


indeed......very much indeed so
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:25 pm


rofl My grandparents were REALLY oblivious with my sister. She got a boyfriend on the internet that came to live with us for 4 months last year. Every night they were allowed to sleep in the same bed with the door closed. They left the two of them home alone on several occasions. Then they were shocked to find out they were having sex. stare

Rommel_Desert_Fox
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Jisaku Jiens
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:45 pm


wow.......i like your grandparents.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 1:49 pm


I spent those 4 months telling them it would happen. stare Anyway the skank and her boyfriend are highschool dropouts raising a baby in Michigan now. 3nodding

Rommel_Desert_Fox
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Jisaku Jiens
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:32 am


is it ok for me to laugh?
too late rofl
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:34 am


Damn@Both stories.

Dante Faust
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Rommel_Desert_Fox
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:15 pm


Ace Teh Impure
is it ok for me to laugh?
too late rofl

Laugh at her all you want. I still laugh at her and it was last october they were kicked out. rofl
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:01 am


I met this girl on the internet...
Long story short I just got out of jail.

Earth Shattering Orgasm
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Jisaku Jiens
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:39 pm


I lol'd.....
PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 1:33 pm


    my parents think that
    i haven't started puberty yet
    but they think when i'm out with
    my friends i'm just screwing random
    guys
    neutral

mimiru pi
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Jisaku Jiens
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:02 am


the other night, My mom called me out to the living room.
I sat down, and she said" I want you to tell me the truth, Are you a virgin?" I proceeded to laugh.

My mom does stuff like that all the time.
Its really weird.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:27 pm


The last time my grandpa gave me a hair cut he asked if I had a girlfriend yet. It was kinda awkward but I said no. One time I was watching TV with my grandma and she asked if I had a girlfriend that I didn't tell her about. rolleyes It's my personal life so if I did have one it's none of their business. The funny thing is sometimes my grandpa walks in on me and catches me off guard so he thinks I'm looking at porn.

Rommel_Desert_Fox
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Jisaku Jiens
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:43 am


My mom once walked into the house(the comp is 15 feet directly in front of the door), and i was looking at the F.Y.E. online store(looking for a birthday present), and closed out the window really quick.She thought i was looking at porn, checked the internet's history, saw what i was really doing, and felt really bad.
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