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The Lobster Queen
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:41 pm


Simple enough, just read the title.

However, it should be improbable. You know, just for amusements' sake.

Either a job they would never encounter in their timeline/world, or something other people probably wouldn't expect of them.

Well...correction. Other people could expect it, but other characters wouldn't.

Or after the fact, they might go, "Why didn't I see this coming? =_=;;"

For example, Zarr would love to be a pop idol. xd

And Yukio would probably be a disgruntled retail manager who is -surprisingly- likeable...when he isn't in one of his hardcore "my life is pointless" sulking fits. biggrin
 
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:23 pm


If Niel could read and write, he'd make the awesomest Kindergarten teacher. Or a used car salesman.
Mag would be an excellent chef. In, like, a five-star restaurant.
Shrapnel would make a good accountant, or actuary. xd
Haden could design computer programs and video games for small children.

Angela would be very good at coming up with names for Crayola crayons. 3nodding

jestingly.yours


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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:08 pm


Nathan would be a male stripper. 3nodding /knee-jerk

Vitae would probably be a high school English teacher. Of course, he'd have to be like Papa Hulce--by which I mean having a penchant for getting himself suspended with three days left in the school year for threatening to kill students.

I think Jericho would make a good used car salesman.

Sabine would be a lunch lady. xd

Leste would probably work part-time at Burger King the BK Lounge.

Yinda, I think, would work at a day care. Or possibly the jewelry counter at Wal*Mart. Can you imagine her with one of those earring guns? @_@
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 10:51 pm


Oh god, Yinda with an earring gun... @_@

Erin would be... Probably the leader of some insane cult or one of those actors in commercials; they are always so insanely perky... @_@ Or maybe a waitress. Except she'd get fired a lot.

Drazora would be a preschool teacher. 3nodding ...Well, once he gets some Prozac into his system. xD He has a remarkable tolerance for being bothered incessently by small children.

Ardane would run for president. *listens as the world screeches to a halt* ...Well, she'd be better then any of the current options. Even if she is a little crazy.

Curazi would either be a mechanic or an engineer. She loves her machines, she does. x3

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:34 pm


Arcisan would be a sleazy businessman who spends way too much money on sunglasses.

Iris would definitely be a waitress, but one of those waitresses with attitude who keep getting fired when they throw rolls and dinner plates at customers.

Janus, um. She'd work at a ghetto McDonald's or something.

Kasume would set up lights for shows at theatres. Because every single light tech I have ever met in my life has been batshit insane.

Victor would be the stereotypical ridiculously flamboyant dance instructor.

And Leon would obviously work at Chic-Fil-A.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:04 am


Wait. Hold it. I said stop!!

Anyway, see, haven't you ever been to Lambert's Cafe, Home of the Throwed Rolls? I've been to several, in Missouri and Arkansas. They chuck rolls at you. They play pranks. They squirt condiments at you (NOT daisy juice). Learn all about it here! My point is that if Iris worked there, she could take out her aggressions on customers without getting fired! In fact, they would tip her! surprised

Also: Leon at Chic-Fil-A. I'm stalking him. Damn the north for not having Chic-Fil-A, even if the place is a clever den of Christianity.

jestingly.yours


Rimbaum

PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:34 am


*cough* If Seishak weren't already rich and actually NEEDED to work, he'd be a) a male stripper, b) a high-end prostitute, or c) a chef. SeiSei loves to cook whee

Lyshev would be either a model or an interior designer.

Kris... actually, he'd be a fashion designer.

And the most surprising: Kail would want to be a farmer, AND a full-time dad to, like, 30 kids.
PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:12 pm


If Thane wasn't planning to be a highschool drop out I would say that he would make a wonderful Lawyer.

Lily would make a good teacher. So would Lee.

And Chris would be a good soldier, which ********* so, hey! I got one right.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:33 am


Jack would be a waiter. Wearing one of those slutty short-skirted waitress outfits. whee

To Jack- you know you want to.

Magdelena would totally be an exotic dancer. That way, everyone would get to see her pretty tattoos. heart

And Blake would... this one's hard. I think he should be a pitcher for pro baseball. After all, he already has the look down. He wants it to be a private investigator, but I know he'd pretty much suck at it, so there you have it.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 8:35 am


Wow, the real "professions" for my characters are tame compared to you guys'. XD


Nik... I don't know what he'd be. But he was studying to be a doctor before being drafted. So he went from helping people to mass-slaughtering them. oO;

Ralph... would be a tea-tester. *SLAPPED* Seriously, that guy can't go a day without tea. Or he'd be a professional polo-player. God only knows. XD

Brad... would be a rancher. Or a rodeo-rider. *shot*

Rudiger... would probably be a rocket scientist. XD He's so proud of himself and annoyingly persistent that he practically gets anything he wants. But he has the smarts to back it up, too.

And I really don't know about the other guys. XD

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