Here's my list.
You just suddenly take up the german language.
You plot to kidnap Richard so he can be your cooking (and other things....) slave >=D
You're constantly begging for money, in hopes of flying to Germany and maybe (just, MAYBE!) running into them men.
You attempt to reserve concert seats at one of their shows.... 6 months ahead of time.
You talk to your friends in german, naturally, even though they have no clue what you're talking about (only for the english-only speakers).
Your wallpaper in your room is nothing but Rammstein pics.
You contribute to this board.
You're the sorry mofo who made this board ninja .
You think the owners of the "Got Milk?" commercials should come out with a "Got Rammstein?" ad.
You actually write letters to the owners.
You make Rammstein haters' lives a living hell. (Besides, they don't know what they're missing!)
You turn your family, friends, and whoever else into Rammstein freaks. (Guilty)
You personally hunt down the person who had the nuts to call Rammstein "fags" to your face, and then proceed to duct tape them to a ceiling fan... and make them spin around until they puke. *gets umbrella*
You're reading this... and on occasion you nod. whee
You make a Rammstein guild.
You WORSHIP Rammstein.
Your parents (or boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, niece, nephew, aunt, uncle, cousins, or friends) constantly threaten to send you to the Psychiatric ward.
You own every single song by Rammstein ever made (close to being guilty).
List from Others
-you dream about them! (from Irinafay)
-your 10-year-old brother goes around whistling "Engel"
-Said brother has had to be reminded numerous times that they shouldn't be singing what they don't understand... like "Zwitter" and "Mann Gegen Mann" (sp?) (from Anon Jr)
-You hold babies for ransom so you can get some money to buy some Rammstein stuff, but even if you don't get any money you turn the baby into a rammstein-aholic anyway. (from gman19575)
-when you ask the same book store twice to see if their are any rammstein books that you werent informed about.
-when you blast rammstein music so you convert other people. [usually it consists of other people converting their fists so that one finger stands perpendicular to the fist.
sweatdrop ] (from Kannibal Kerri)
-You know you listen to too much Rammstein when you......Hey....wait a minute.....there is NO SUCH THING as listening to too much Rammstein
scream (from Count Milly)
-Because of them, you now know the german words for innards, destroy, convulsions, masterbating, visage, testicles, spawning time, judgement day, demons, and Sunday of the Dead, but not the word "bathroom".
-You own the book that was written about Feeling B. (from The Undine)
-You know you listen to too much Rammstein when you come up with a list as massive as this (from Metamorphosis Lycanthropy)
-You look at the 13 replies on this and shake your head in despair.. (from [f]ree ryder)
-You know you listen to too much Rammstein when you get a R+ tattoo.
-You listen to Rammstein Fan Radio on Yahoo! Music LAUNCHcast.
-You burn your friends every Rammstein cd you own in order to convert them. (including their rare songs)
-You know the lyrics to every song in German and English.
-You on occasion draw or paint the members of Rammstein.
-Quitely sing Amerika to yourself during the National Anthem.
-You sing Rammstein songs in the shower.
-Some of your boyfriends (or girlfriends?!) have had mohawks and you thought it was hot because it made them look more like Till.
-You blog this list on your myspace.
-You get the Rammstein symbol on your retainer just because you can.
(from ArwenEvenstar)
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