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What do you call a Brunette between two blondes??... a Translator

If The aliens took over earth they would seperate everyone into seperate races, they'd look at Michael Jackson and say "dangit, He got here first now what?"

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch... why did he say ouch??

Three men on top of the empire state building, mexican, Black, and white, the black guy wont quit ranting how black ppl are always better than everyone else, the white man gets fed up so he says "hey if black ppl are better than white then i bet you cant jump to the ground, and back up better than me" so the black amn says "i bet i can but you first", so the white guy jumps down and jumps back up and says "there" the black guy says "ok then i can do better" the black guy jumps... *SPLAT* the mexican says "superman, that aint right"