During sixth period (math), Hina, Speedy and I decided to play a little game. In this game, almost every sentence we said had to be something you could hear in a gay porn. Oh, how much fun we had.
Q = Yours truly (Female)
H = Hina (Female)
S = Speedy (Male)
(Genders are noted just so you can get a clear idea of what all three of us were thinking)
1 - (H) "Oh my god! You're too fast!"
2 - (H) "Is that real?"
3 - (Q) "Press the red button and it will start working."
4 - (S) "Get me a foot-long"
5 - (S) "Ouch."
6 - (H) "There's two of them?"
7 - (S) "It's growing!"
8 - (S) "It's like grass around a tree."
9 - (S) "Flip it over!"
10 - (S) "Whoa."
11 - (H) "Is it a cylinder?"
12 - (S) "I missed."
13 - (S) "Who let the dogs out?"
14 - (H) "You're too cocky."
15 - (S) "It's very bumpy down there."
16 - (H) "You are now my slave!"
17 - (S) "I want to rock and roll all night."
18 - (S) "How do you like yours? Closed or open?"
19 - (S) "Is that casmere or suede?"
20 - (S) "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
21 - (S) "Plug it in, plug it in!"
22 - (Q) "No pictures, please."
23 - (S) "Is it really supposed to look like that?"
24 - (S) "You already have one of those!"
25 - (S) "Which doctor did you go to?"
26 - (S) "Open Sesame!"
27 - (S) "Rip, slip, brush, ahhh!!"
Speedy has been naughty this week.
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