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When Reece looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Reece and Reece.

Reece tells little boys and girls that strangers have the best candy

Reece created midgets as portable foot stools

Reece humped a humpback whale

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
because Reece screamed at it till it did

Reece is very polite and shakes hands to all friends and fans. Too bad Reece masterbates with the same hand

If you spell Reece wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Reece?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance

99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottes of beer....
oh crap...
Reece drank them all

Reece once oversalted some food and wiped some of it off the plate. The result is now called the Dead Sea.

Reece shaves kittens for a living.

What was going through the minds of all of Reece's victims before they died? A shoe

Reece once used a cd as a frisbee and decapitated someone.

Reece chose to crawl out of Bill Cosby's mouth, rather than be born in the traditional manner

Reece is the only person in history to score MORE than 300 in a game of ten pin bowling.

Reece can say ***** without getting shot.

Reece once downloaded firfox....without an internet connection.

Once a ninja tried to cut Reece's beanie. The knife was destroyed.

Reece can punch someone through an msn conversation.

Never say Reece's name in vain.

Reece is radder than a raddish.

The pubic hairs of Reece are used in over 80 of the world's medicine

Reece has a plug socket for a mouth and a candle for an eye.

Reece doesn't have a computer. Just a basement full of Asian kids that memorize numbers

Hitler did not commit suicide as most believe. He was cleverly murdered by a methane bombardment provided by Reece.

Grand is to canyon as
I-will-eat-your-soul-and-leave-a-stinking-pile-in-your-yard is to Reece.

'Keeping it classy' is Reece's middle name

Reece is made of coffee.

Reece once raped a toothbrush

Reece taught Thierry Henry how to play football

They say Reece can chew spaghetti using an armpit