Charlie the Unicorn Script”
Blue: Heeeeeey Charliee, hey charlieee, wake up
Pink: yeah charlie, u silly sleepy head, wake uuuup.
Charlie: Ughh, oh god, u guys.. this ed bettter be pretty friggin important, is the meadow on fire
Blue: Noooo Charlie, we found a map to candy mountaiiinnn, candy mountain charlie
Pink: yeah, charlie, we’re going to candy mountaiiinnn, come with us charlieee
Blue: yeah charlie, it will be an adventureee, we’re going on an adventure charliee
Charlie: yeah, candy mountain, right, im just gonna u know, go bak to sleep now
Blue: nooooo, charlie, u have to come with us to candy mountain
Pink: yeah charlie, candy mountain. its a land of sweets and joy and joyness
Charlie: please stop bouncing on me
Blue: CANDY MOUNTAIN charliee
Pink:yeah, candy mountain
Charlie: alright fine, ill go with u to candy mountain
Blue and pink: la la la la, alal lal
Charlie: enough with the singing already
Blue: our first stop is over there charlie
Charlie: oh god, what is that
Blue: its a leopleuradon charlie
Pink: a magincal leoplueradon
Blue: its gunna guide our way to candy mountain
Charlie: alright guys, u do no theres no actuall candy mountain right?
Blue: shaa the non-beleiver
Pink: shaaa
Blue: shaaaaaaaana
Charlie: yeah
Leopleuradon: (screech [long])
Blue: it has spoken
Pink, it has told us the wayyyy
Charlie: it didnt say nething
Blue: its just over this bridge charlie
Pink: this magical bridge of hope and wonder
Charlie: is ne1 else getting like covered in splinters, seriously guys, we shouldnt b on this thing
Blue:charrrrrliiee ( 3 1/2x)
Charlie: im rite here, wudda ya want
Blue: were on a bridge charlieee… were heeere
Charlie: Well wudda ya no, there actually is a candy mountain
Blue: candy mountain, candy mountain, u fill me with sweet sugary goodness
Pink: go inside the candy mountain cave charlie
Blue: yeah charlie, go inside the cave, magical wonders that behold when u enter
Charlie: yeah, thanx but no thanx, i gunna stay out here
Pink: but u have to enter the candy mountain candy cave charlie
C-a-n-d-y: ( music ) Oh when ur down and looking for sum cheering up, than just head right up to the candy mountain cave, when u get inside, ull find urself a cheeeery land, such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. they got lolipops and gummi drops and candy things, oh so many things that will brighten up your day, its impossible to wear a frown in candy town, its the mecca of lovely candy cave.. the’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy mats, chocolate bats, its a wonderland of sweets, ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band, candy bells, its a treat as they march across the land, cherry ribbons stream across the sky and into the ground, turn around, it astounds, its the dancing candy tree, and the candy cains imaginations runs so free, so now charlie plz will u go into the cave ( blows up )
Charlie: alright fine, ill go into the freakin camdu cave, this ed better be good
Pink and Blue: yahahahah
Blue: goodbye charlie
Pink: yeah, goodbye charlie
Charlie: goodbye? what? ( door closes ), hey! wuts goin on here, hello? (footsteps) who is that? (club hitting charlie)
(wakes up) Charlie: oww god, what happened. Ahh they took my friggin kidney.
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