I wish I could just move. I'm sick of all my cousins. I'm sick of all my friends. They turned on me, and I wish I hadn't moved before. My favorite cousin ever who lives far away just came up for the summer, and I don't even get to see her because my other cousin who is a total skinny b***h is the one who is providing the housing (actually, her parents are, but my aunt's just the same) and she's all mad at me 'cause I told one of her friends that she's not actually cousins with..err.. donno if I wanna say her name here, but she's sort of famous in my state.. Anyways.. How about I fill in on all the names:
Troiane - The original skinny b***h
Kelly- Just came up for the summer, only Troiane & Mine's cousin
Willow- My err... cousin who Troiane claims is hers but is NOT. mad
Miranda- Willow and mine's cousin
Bristol- Willows older sister
Alex- Lives in WA, totally far away, from Willow down on the list is her cousin.
Okay! Now that I've filled in, here's the story.
At one of my few birthday parties, I timed it just perfectly so that my cousin Alex would be able to come. I am so generous. It wasn't even in the same month I was born. Anywho, when she got there, everyone only took pictures of her and hung out with her. I was (and I admit) jealous. Another time ALL of my cousins (with the exception of Bristol) went to err.. far outta town?? Yes, and came back complaining about each other. You wanna know how SPOILED Al is?? I'll tell 'ya. When I was in the car with her and we were both in the back seat (we were LITTLE) she was all, "Mom, I need new pants NOW." and Christi (her mom) was like, "Alex..Nevermind." And she was like, "WHAT??" And Christi was like, "Nevermind I don't want to embarress you in front of you friend." And then she was just like "Whatever." I also don't like my aunt Christi. Her son (He's now in the Navy, go figure) once purposefully choked me. Let me tell that story now, children. My cousin Miranda and I (Most of these storys evolve around my cousins) were playing with walkie-talkies in the back seat (Still little..) and when we heard someone else's voice on it we were all "COOL!" I sat behind Kacy (A girls name but he's still my BOY cousin) and Miranda sat behind Christi. So I tried to show Kacy, and then he turned around and choked me. His mom didn't even do anything! AND SHE DENIED IT WHEN I TOLD MY MOMMY. mad
I'll tell more happy stories later, children. >w< Buh-bye now!!
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I has a theme song for X-mas.
But it is not coming for a while.
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But it is not coming for a while.
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