1. In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
2.Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your a**, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
3.If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
4. If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your a**.
5. Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
6. Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
7. MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
8. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
9. What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
10. Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with a mixture of iron shavings, industrial paint remover, and wood-grain alcohol.
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