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West Indian Joke
A California highway patrolman pulled a car over and told the Guyanese driver, because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won US $5,000 in the state safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policemen. "Well, I gun get a driver's licence, he answered with pride and jubilation. "Oh, doh listen to him." yelled the Trinidadian woman in the passenger's seat. "He's a smart a** when he drunk." This commotion woke up the Barbadian guy in the back seat. He took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we not gonna get far in no tiefin car" At the moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a Jamaican voice asked, "I man mek it krass the barder yet?