It’s official. This has to be the worst day of my life. To have a boy teacher is one thing but to have him around in my own room every day of the week… hell… pure hell. I wish I could think of more things to say, but I’m completely lost for words. Can’t a girl have her privacy? I just want to be free…
(……)
Chisame stopped typing, just realizing the ambiance surrounding her. She was alone. No boy teacher. The door was locked. Everything quiet.
Using her fingers, it looked as though she was working out some kind of calculation.
“Right… the boy should be back fifteen… twenty… no seventeen minutes. Maybe eighteen. No definitely seventeen. Will that give me enough time…?”
She looked at her wall mirror, looking deep into her own reflection. A broad smile stretched across its face.
“Plenty of time…”
For the few people that have entered Chisame’s room (usually uninvited) they would easily notice the posters plastered on every wall. These posters all contained the picture of a happy young girl dressed in a variety of costumes and many cute poses. The girl is known as Chiu; the most popular female net idol in all of Japan. Therefore, Negi and Shizuna came to the conclusion that Chisame was a huge fan of Chiu… but those two couldn’t be further from the truth…
Whizzing her finger on the touch pad, Chisame played an interesting mix of drum and bass, keeping it soft enough so only she could hear. Her smile evolved into a toothy grin. She promptly walked up to her wardrobe, opening it widely with both hands.
The array of clothing inside was nothing sort of extraordinary. Inside contained a bright yellow tank top, a red swimsuit that looked two sizes too small, a collection of multicolored dresses and, possibly the most bizarre of all, a fluffy white bunny suit. Chisame pointed through all the available options. Her finger acted like a touch pad and the outfits resembled her computerized menu system.
“Hmm… I think I’ll go for… the polka dot pink dress.”She decided, instantly stripping the selected item off the hanger.
After a brief change of clothes, Chisame had undergone a massive transformation. Her new outfit was a completely different contrast from her usual school one, but even more surprising was the long purple wig and the contact lenses which changed her eyes from brown to green.
Logging onto a website she knew all too well, Chisame felt a powerful surge of electricity flow through her body. Even though no one was around, she still felt the need to speak to herself.
“Okay boys… come and get me! Chiu has arrived…”
(……)
Chisame dived into her live web journal. The topic was labeled ‘ My teacher is a pervert ’ and as expected, there was hundreds of replies.
…
Chiu: Chiu is scared. Just a few hours ago Chiu caught her teacher staring down my cleavage. He even touched my hands and winked at me a couple of times. What should Chiu do?
(to which some of the replies were…)
DanDaChiuFan: What?! That’s disgusting. For a teacher to even think that way is perverse. You should alert the police so they can dispose of that filthy pile of dog crap.
justloggedinLOL: lol if a teacher looks at u like that just take it as a compliment LOL
rIcHaRdThEtUrD: wee! i wuv u chiu! x10000000
Lionheart: Hey check it out mom! I posted a message! Chiu 4ever!
STUD18: um yeah can we go back on topic guys (rolls eyes). anyway I think u should alert the police…
DanDaChiuFan: Hello? I just said that baka.
STUD18: (sigh) you again Dan?
DanDaChiuFan: What’s that supposed to mean?
STUD18: nvm. you are too brain dead to figure it out.
DanDaChiuFan: You’re probably as filthy minded as that teacher.
STUD18: You’re filthy minded full stop.
justloggedinLOL: U 2 NEED A LIFE ;-D
RoXaarsSoXaArs: CHIU RULZ!1!1!1!1!1!ELEVENTYHUNDRED!
MisterSputnik: I agree with justloggedin… use your attractiveness to get him to buy u chocolates and stuff. Also dan and stud are Muppet tits
SUPAHUNK: C H I U
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Chisame’s grin was so wide it was almost frightening. She dramatically clenched her fingers, imagining the world was resting on the palm of her hand. “That’s it slaves! Argue over me! Fight over me! Declare war over me… for I am Chiu! Queen of the virtual enigma that is the internet!”
To reward her internet fans, Chisame took dozens of photographs of herself in various poses before editing them in ‘Photo shock’, a program used to modify pictures any way possible.
“Let’s see…” She thought, rubbing a finger and thumb on her chin. “…I could do with a decent tan… done… right let’s enlarge those puppies… oh yeah! Chiu baby, you are looking fine tonight!”
(……)
After what seemed like a tortuous day filled with annoying teachers and irritating students, Chisame finally relaxed backwards on her chair. For her, this daily activity was a means of release, and an emotional one at that. Her eyes were half closed thanks to the glaring screen from the laptop. She looked at the time on her stopwatch, finding out seventeen minutes have elapsed. Exactly what her calculations predicted.
She then realized the state of her room. Clothes of various sizes and outfits were scattered everywhere; her bed, the couch and the floor. Especially the floor.
Chisame created multiple images of herself to clean up the room post haste. No it wasn’t a ninja technique, she was just that damn fast. Less than thirty seconds later and the task at hand was completed.
The girl was now completely drained, physically and mentally. At that moment of quietness, something caught her eye; the opaque darkness behind the drawn curtain. Curious, Chisame looked at her stopwatch again, this time examining it carefully. Only then did she find out the time on the watch read seventeen minutes… and three hours.
“Heh… guess I overdid it a little.” Chisame laughed nervously.
Opening the door, Negi looked at Chisame in a way he had never seen her before. She still had her glasses, but this time the band on her hair was now released, allowing it to flow freely down to her back. She wore white buttoned pyjamas complete with various Pokémon designs, and covering her feet were red Charmander slippers.
Negi was quick to apologise. “Um, sorry Chisame-san. First Makie and the twins invited me to play dodge ball, then Akira showed me her pet fish, then…”
She was certain Negi was talking, but all Chisame heard was random, meaningless words. She simply nodded, and slept instantly in her bed again. As Negi walked in he noticed the couch was now complete with a white duvet and matching pillow, making the ideal comfort for any small boy.
“Thanks Chisame-san.” He whispered, before locking the door, readying himself… and finally snuggling into the warmth.
