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Ok, I'm really bored, so I came up with an idea of an E's Otherwise skit with just Asuka and Yuuki....:

*Both enter through a door that reads "Yuuki's Kitchen!"*

Asuka: Yuuki, I know I've been trouble sometimes with cooking, but can't I at least learn to cook at a culinary arts school or something? I know there's one in the city and I really want to.

Yuuki: Asuka, my mind's made up! There's no way I'm EVER letting you learn to cook: You're just a walking, cook-hazard. *Sighs* I'm sure you can pick up a hobby that would kill less people, such as singing maybe. I mean, you love singing to your animal friends, don't you?

Asuka: But Yuuki: I really want to cook! Why can't I at least learn?

Yuuki: *Sighs* Look, I think you're a really nice person Asuka, but I don't even think EMRIL would take you under his wing if he learned what you've done TRYING to help out in the kitchen alone.

Asuka: Yeah, but it wasn't THAT bad, was it?

Yuuki: Wasn't THAT bad? Asuka, you gave fifteen people food poisoning at that ramen stand we tried to make a profit on, two of them still in the hospital because of a coma they've been in for 5 months already, you've made me have to pay almost a million dollars worth of damage to my kitchen, to the living room and to that same ramen stand, you dont even know how to grind coffee without some beans sticking in a coffee pot like a brown inner tube, not to mention you've almost killed Kai by offering him sweets and well...is that enough of an explanation to convince you? *Yuuki twitches in irritation as Asuka's jaw drops while listening to all of this.

Asuka: Well, I'm going to the school anyway, since I have enough money to pay for expenses! I'm going to cook whether you like it or not, Yuuki! *Asuka storms out, which makes Yuuki gain an uneasy look on his face.

Yuuki: Dear lord, I don't know what's worse: The fact Asuka might advance to KILLING people with her cooking or the fact that psykicks are looking for Kai right now. Which is going to be a bigger threat? eek