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MARGAR3T
"It seems all this plowing has given me the power to let my stomach hang out and flab in the wind."
Sk8terScars
Osama and Fat b*****d had a baby together??!! eek
Windy_Cloudy
"I like to move it, move it, My fat likes to...move it, move it"
nescia
*ring, ring*
Man: I'll never get to my cell phone in time. I'll just let my voicemail pick it up.
Answering Machine: Hello. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm probably stuck between 2 hard surfaces. Leave your name and number at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as I can wriggle free.
Man: I'll never get to my cell phone in time. I'll just let my voicemail pick it up.
Answering Machine: Hello. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm probably stuck between 2 hard surfaces. Leave your name and number at the tone and I'll get back to you as soon as I can wriggle free.
Peanut3459
McDonald's doesn't make you gain weight, Look at me for example.
Reikasui
God created man, and he saw that it was good. Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent double-cheeseburger, and Satan saw that it was good.
rockman32
The size of a mans equipment, resembels the size of the man.
Madame Asuka
Hey is that a cheeto neer that homeless guy?
vince48knight
crap!
This thing makes me look big..
The PLOWING TRUCK said..
This thing makes me look big..
The PLOWING TRUCK said..