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Continuing the Senseless Sense
Chapter 2 (Aka two) Characters biggrin estiny, Serap, Shawana, and Juli Location: Currently, Destiny?s house
Our Heros are in a tight spot! Juli has been abducted by the evil archnemesis, fried chocolate ice cream! What will happen next? Just watch and see!
Destiny: ON NO! THAT IS NO NORMAL FRIED ICE CREAM!!! THE EVIL ARCHNEMESIS CHOCOLATE-FRIED-ICE-CREAM!
Juli: *being seared and frozen at the same time* GET ME THE CHICKEN HOTDOG, QUICK! I need to put out the flaming iciness of Chocolate fudge sundaes!
Shawana: You are dead, I AM DOLLY PARTON! *goes around kissing all the walls with lipstick on, and writing ?Serap+Shawana=LOVE? everywhere*
Destiny: I must save the rubber chickens neck with my flaming bubblewand of doom! DOWN WITH GOLDEN BANANAS THAT BITE BEEHIVES!
Serap: *stares at the 'Serap+Shawana=LOVE' words, and bristles* Excuse me, Shawana, but the TIDE is HIGH, and I am not naibsel! AAAAAND, in case you NEVER NOTICED, Desi's flaming bubblewand of DOOM, had a bubblerod, which is freezing, and TOGETHER, they form, ICY HOTNESSES, which EQUALS, fried ice cream defeaters!
Juli: I SAAAAAAAAID, IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, I NEED A CHICKEN HOTDOG!! *swats the flaming icy chocolate fudge sundaes* DIE, OH, EVIL ONES!!!
Shawana: *snaps out of her odd period* I'm scared of spiders. They have... eyyyyyyyyes. And LEGS. And... and... EYES!! And are... evil, sporks from the planet GlOrGsHaM!!
Destiny: FINE!!!!! *pouts, and tosses Juli a chicken hotdog* If you get a chicken hotdog, I will never talk to you again. And Shawana, the spider-sporks are from Juamsodfruites, not GlOrGsHaM, duh.
Shawana: Oh yes, I forgot. But, they told me that they were from GlOrGsHaM. And how would you know, did you TALK to the spider-sporks?
Destiny: *ignores the question* Do you believe every spider-spork you talk to? *crosses arms*
Serap: Juli is out of the ice cream. Destiny is standing. Shawana is scared of evil spider-sporks from GlOrGsHaM and Juamsodfruites. And I am... uh.. uh... WHAT AM I?!?!! *screams and falls over, twitching horribly* Did the fork have a spork-spider=oink? And did you know, that the purple hamper with a key had a typewriter, that was never there, but was a book instead, that said "Hyperventalate" and fell on it's side and ending with a burst of sugar?
Shawana: *taps eyes with a kleenex* T-t-t-t--h-h-h-h-a-a-a-t-t-t-t-ss-s--ss- s-s--ss-s-soooo-o--o--o-ooo s-s--sa--a-d-d-d!! The poor typewriter book!
Serap: But that's not the whole story. It started with a spork-spider=oink that lived on leaf - the leaf came off a scanner and fell to the ground, letting the spork-spider=oink free to roam the grass. There it met the purple hamper named Billy, and Billy's typewriter who was really a book. They had lots of fun and markers that they threw at mice. The mice said "Junky plunky diedy mighty" and the typewriter answered with "Hyperventalate", then the mice pushed it onto it's side, and it burst into sugar, that I... I ate!! I am a murderererereress!!
Destiny: *sniffle* What a sad story. Did the sugar taste good?
Serap: No, it tasted like metal paper.
Juli: *who is wrapped up like a mummy, and has split ends* YUMMY!! *laughs maniacally* Mwahahahahahaa, I am the mummy princess, bow to my bandages!!
Shawana: I can't when I cry, because the tears slow my accent.
*Suddenly, all is quiet. No noise. Not even a cricket. And then, there was a break in the ceiling, leading to the sky, caused by Juli's split ends, because they were on fire and exploded!*
Serap: *singing* All bow to the split ends, they have teeth! The teeth have no broth, and no moth! And, oh, how they giggle, when they go to google!
Destiny: No, no, no! *shakes head, and whaps Serap's head* You have it allllllll wrong! Diu! It's "And, oh, how they giggle, when they get a fiddle!" You have no common cents. AND YOU MUST PAY! So, you shall never become out of debt.
Serap: Noooooooooo!!
Destiny: *nods head, sighing* Yes, I am afraid it is true.
Juli: I AM NOTJULI!!
Serap, Destiny, and Shawana: Is that soooooooooooooo?
Juli: I AM POPCORN-KAZ-DONO!!! *strikes a pose*
Serap: And I am the Yellow-pink wall master. So what else is old?
Shawana: I be the person you do not know... *looks around area, all shifty eyed* My Diary had an operation... to get it's words removed, for none to see... MY SECRETS REMAIN ENTACT! SO THERE, NYA NYA!!
Serap: *talks in super-mysterious voice* Little does she know, we allllll know...
Destiny: *licking ice cream that just appeared in her hand* Know that she had another speaker with a baby name book hat? Yeah, we all know that. No secret.......... *looks around, all shifty eyed, like Shawana did only moments ago* ............ Die.
Serap: OLD NEWS! *swats Destiny with an old newspaper* SEEEEE! Old news.
Juli: YOU ARE ALL IGNORANT!! I AM MISS POPCORN-KAZ!!! *a piece of popcorn falls from her hair, landing on the ground, causing her to collapse on the ground, sobbing hysterically* My baaaaaaaaaaaaby!!!
Serap, Destiny, and Shawana: *blink at Juli, take a few steps away from her, and begin having a calm, normal conversation - backwards*
Serap: !su nioj ,iluJ no emoC
Juli: *sobs hysterically* O-o-oo-k-k-k... But my... mmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyy baby diiiiiiiiiiied!!
Serap: ?oS
Destiny: !timmus sdrawkcab ruo nioj tsuJ !iluJ ,no emoC
Shawana: !kcaaaaaaaaaaab er'yehT
Destiny, Serap, and Juli: ?kcaaaaaaaaaaaab era ohW
Shawana: !esruoc fo ,MaHsGrOlG morf skrops-redips live ehT
Serap: !ereht, owt, eno a, owt a, eno A
Destiny, Serap, Shawana, and Juli: "!yad wen dnarb siht rof lla ti ksir ll'I, terger on s'worromot, oN wohemos niw ot yaw a dnif ll'I thgif eht no gnirB won dna ereh secnahc ym ekat ll'I gnorts si dleihs yM
,mraw dna efaS mrots tresed siht hguorht ti ekam lliw I dnA trapa nrot si lla nehw enihs tsuJ traeh ym ni gninrub erif a s'ereht dnA
raef ym ecaf ot emoc sah emit ehT raelc oot lla ees nac I seiromem fo lluf gnihsalf ,nrut segap ehT em ot pu si gnihtyreve ,ylnedduS
egnahc fo sdniw eht ecarbme dnA dnas gnitfihs eht htaeneb morf dnah ym esiar dnim ym pu edam yllanif I emit ni egnahc A"
*After singing "emit ni egnahc A", our horroroines, um, I mean, heroines, began to act out a dramatic... um... thing.*
Serap: Oh leather balloons, stricken with silver white wash! *whaps Destiny in the back of her head with an old broom, that had been used as a mop... obviously*
Destiny: Og my love!! How thou hatheth forsaken my marker! *faints* Shawana: *pretends to sob, back of hand over her eyes* How, how, how! Did, did, did, did, did, did... DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID it HAPPENED to OBVIOUSLY soonest QUICKLY!!
Juli: *aims water gun filled with not quite hard yet jell-o mix at Shawana* YOU WHAT SAY DID NOW JUST!?
Shawana: *sobs even more hysterically* Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it happened so quickly, I couldn't stop it! Now I shall regret it the rest of my Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife!!!!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Serap: FOUR!!! *runs around in circles, holding up a golf club* We must play the all powerful greeting card's game of GOLFISH!!!
Juli, Shawana, and Destiny: Golfish?
Serap: *stops running, grabs fishing line out of no where, ties one end of it around the golf club, adds a golf ball with a hole through it to the other end, and swings the golf club so that the other end of the fishing line would go into a pool that just magically appeared in Destiny's living room, and then she knelt down next to it, holding the golf club high in the air* ................................ FOOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR!! *then she suddenly swung the club around, causing herself to get twisted up in the line, and for the golf ball at the end of her line to hit a fish before it came out of the water, taking the fish out of the water with it* Seeeeeeee, we must honor the honerable greeting card's game of GOLFISH.
Destiny: *runs out of room screaming something about the dreaded calander train of 2003 with dead fish, then returns, dressed as Matt (Matilda) from Past the Size of Dreaming. She then walks up to Serap, grabs the golf club away, and closes her eyes, only to open them soon after* Clubbididitop says that he wishes for Dove and cheese, and for you to no longer use him for your twisted schemes. So, place him in the refigeratatatator, and lock it, and throat away the key.
Serap: What if I don't feel like it?!! *pouts, trying to grab the golf club away from Destiny, unsuccessfully* APPARITION FROTH!! As for me! You forgot that the rubbish box of the kitty is done! No of Ohio state!!!!
Shawana: ITALIAN SCANNERS FROM KOREA HAVE TAKEN OVER CRACKERS!!
Juli: Speaking of apparition scanners, did you HEAR!? The Gothic disco's trip to ebay was CANCELED at a LOW PRICE!!
Destiny: *is now dressed normally, and drops the GOLFISH clubishing pole on Serap's head* NO IT WASN'T! It was all the GREETING card's RED SHIRT'S fault!! *grabs Shawana, and puts a shrunken red shirt over her head* If you wear the HONERABIBLY vermillion MuMmY shirt, you will live FOR TOMORROW!!
Serap: AAAAAAHHH!! IT SHALL NEED TO BE SCREAMING SILENCED! *runs out of room, screaming about the pink musical cracker's conversation in a day or two*
Destiny: Oh no!! You insulted the Couch and now it's sobbing hysterically in my dead mat's hat's cat's lap!!! *looks down * Damn my eyes.
Shawana: I AM NOT INSULTING THE COUCH! You are!* points at Juli *
Destiny: * suddenly puts on a bright orange top hat* I AM BOB! Do you speak Bobbish, earthlings from Mars?
Serap: ?..Who are you?
Destiny: Bob.
Shawana: What are you doing here?
Destiny: Bob.
Juli: Can you speak?
Destiny: DO NOT INSULT BOB!!
Shawana: SEE! * points at Juli * There she goes insulting people again!!!
Destiny: *is suddenly in a bright orange suit to match her hat * Oh, you have much to learning be, little Boblings? First lesson: Get me some donkeys chewing their cud!!
Serap: Aren't cows the ones who do that?
Destiny: JUST DOES IT! To be continued?
What will happen next? Will they all be mutated into Bobs, and live with him in his mine of bubbles? You?ll just have to wait and see..
nuriko_maniac · Sat Apr 30, 2005 @ 03:37pm · 0 Comments |
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