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The Nonsense That Made Even Less Sense (Hwahahahahaha?..)
Chapter numero 3 (aka three[aka 3]) Characters: Destiny, Serap, Juli, Shawana, Bob, Innocent bystanders. Location: Destiny's House- Silverwood
Oh no! Our horrorines-er heroines..Have been taken over by none other than..BOB!!
Destiny: Umm..Bob? We got your mule.
Bob: I SAID DONKEY!
Serap: Aren't they the same thing?
Bob: TRY AGAIN!
Juli: But, Bob? she has a point.
Bob: TRY AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN!!
Shawana: But, but? how are we supposed to? We forgot how.
Destiny: I HAVE THE AGAIN! We must.. * stuffs Bob in a jar, and puts the lid on * Do that. And now! * listens to the voices * GO TO SILVERWOOD!
Shaw, Juli, Sap: JA!
Our horrorines have taken back over, and are heading on the bus to Silverwood! I wonder what havoc they will wreak?
Innocent bystander 1: *watches Des, Sap, Jul, and Shaw enter Silverwood, and blinks in surprise * Um? they look abnormal.
Destiny: *hears the Innocent bystander 1's comment, and bristles, glares bloody swords at IB1 * DIE! THE EVIL VAN WITH VEGGIES AT THE COAT RACK!
Serap: SO IT IS! Juli: * goes to the super-modified-speedy merry-go-round, and begins sticking her cotton candy in little kids' hair * Sugggggggar! Sugarsugarsugar! Sweet little kids, YEEEEEEES!
Destiny:* begins terrorizing innocent bystanders * EAT MY PUKE!! * shoves pig poop down someone's throat *
Serap: We must go on the?..*raises an eyebrow* What? Uehhhhehhh??. Hmm? Why?* listens to her self-conscience * Well, the Bob-haters say we must go Onn..the.ROLLER COSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Destiny: The?Roller COSTER? Don't you mean Toaster?
Juli: SO IT NOT!
Shawana: Be though thankful, pitiful ones of macaronis and cheese? *sighs dramatically * We must enter the mast-toasters of the winter coliseume! ON WE BEH GOIN?!
Serap: SO IT IS!!
Destiny: Would you QUIT saying that! *growls, pouring the rest of my pig poop into her underwear *
Juli: When I die, will you give me a good wedding? Yeeeeeeeees?
Destiny: *crosses arms pouting * But you are never niiiiiiiiiice to me, Juli! Why should I give you a wedding??
Juli: I'll be nicerest!
Destiny: I don?t think you even like chocolate cream pies? * shakes head *
Juli: I shall force feeeeeeeeed them to meself! I WEEL like them! * crosees arms.. *
Destiny: Fine. But first.. You must eat the? Cream Pie Pandemonium Poo. Chocolaaaate?
Juli: [sobs hysterically] Fiiiiiiiiiine.
Serap: [watches in interest] Sneeze. I want the chocolate cream pie if you don?t want it, Juliii? You don?t NEED a wedding! ? Please? Really nice is me if you do not like it and want to forget?
Juli: But-but-but-but-buuuuuuuuuuuuut? I want a wonderful wedding of kicking-jubilee-muskrats! Don't you get it?! I am not married yet to a MAD-MAN!
Shawana: Mizrahi? Mad-man Mizrahi of bobbingly sakura-okans?
Destiny: Forget the wedding! The voices have spoken, and we are to become politics! Let us go to the land of STUPID STATUES! And history that is most heinously boring..
Serap: SO IT IS!
Destiny: WOULD YOU STOP?! [slugs Serap]
And so.. Our horrorines set out for the city of congress and those big white buildings..
Remember, folks, that every time you watch our show, you must wear kat ears, and eat Japanese Arms. Happy Christmas! [I'm british! {laughs in a melancholy tone} >_< ]
nuriko_maniac · Sat Apr 30, 2005 @ 03:38pm · 0 Comments |
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