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im singel in Hyde Park, MA looking for a woman that can answer my PRAYER


Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman who will not creep
One who thinks before she speaks
And doesn't disappear for weeks
I pray that she's gainfully employed
And doesn't clam up when she's annoyed
Send me a woman who'll make love to my mind
And knows what to do when she lets me hit from behind
One who'll make love till my body's a-twitching
And brings me food, when she gets back from the kitchen.
I pray that this woman will love me to no end
And will not try to sleep with any of my friends
I pray this prayer in Jesus' name
Oh, by the way Lord, deliver me from
a woman who plays childish games
As i treat her, shall she treat me the same
Simply someone who'll answer all her calls on the cell phone
And is not trying to do me wrong
Now I'll just wait
For I know you will send her before it's too late

(It's too late)