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exclaim Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
exclaim Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
exclaim Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
exclaim Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
exclaim Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
exclaim There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
exclaim In Pamplona, Spain, the people may be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Chuck Norris.
exclaim Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
exclaim Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
exclaim Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
exclaim If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever
exclaim Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them
exclaim There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on
exclaim Chuck Norris can not donate organs, no human body is iquiped for the organs of god.

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