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This is as crazy as it gets....... ninja

DISCLAIMER: SQUISH DOESN'T OWN POKEMON, BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO, OR TELETUBBIES. Oh noes. I said too many Bo's.

Po: Oh noes, what happens in this one?
Me: You should know. You're the main character in this one.
Po: Sweet... cool
Me: Sweet... eek
Domo: domokun
Me: AAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!!!!!! A BURNED MARSHMALLOW!!!!!!!!
Po: A burned marshmallow?
Domo: RAWR domokun
Po: What does it do?
Domo starts chewing Po's hair.
Po: AAAAGHHH!!!!!! LET GO OF MY HAIR!!! IT TOOK ME YEARS TO MAKE IT THIS PRETTY!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! scream
Me: Yay? confused
Domo: WAKALAKA!!! domokun
Po: eek
Me: surprised Yay!!! It sings!!!
Me and Domo start playing Dance Dance Revolution with the song "WAKA LAKA."
Po: Oh my gawd... I'm gonna puke...
Gasser (From BOBOBOBOBOBOBO): Yeah I know what ya mean.
Po: gonk WHAT?!?! ANOTHER RANDOM CHARACTER?!?!?!?!?


Pokemon Randomness Episode 2. Sheesh. Finally.

OK. The first box has a weird scribble my friend, Pofty, and I randomly made. It was Po, with a tree body, with an evil Elekid(it has a unibrow... Oo" wink , a weird Pikachu(it's got a unibrow, too), a cute puppy/cat sort of animalish thing, a spiky dinosaur, and scribbles. And Pofty and I fit that all in one box. eek
Po: Wow!
Po was holding up a pokeball and was all happy.
Elekid: question
Po (singing): Lalala la Lalala
Elekid: question
*squish*
Po looks down.
Po: OH NO!!!
Elekid: =O
Po had just stepped on a Teletubby. The red one with a scooter named, Poe.
Po: *backs away*
Po: What's this?
Po: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elekid pokes the dead Teletubby.
Then a crowd of Starly hover over Po's head.
Po: What's this?
Po sticks his hand on top of his head and touches some gooey white stuff.
And licked it.
Po: It tastes funny and smells like spaghetti.

------------THE END-----------(picture of AstroBoy)

Po: Poor Teletubby... AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME LICK SOME POOP!!!!!!!
Me: mrgreen
Po: I hate you.
Me: mrgreen
Domo: ninja
Gasser: ninja
Me: Gasser, what are you doing here?
Gasser: Uh... Bobobo is having a fight with some ramen person.
Me: I see. What about you, Domo?
Po: Domo can't talk.
Me: Then how did it say Waka Laka?
Domo holds up a speaker playing the Waka Laka song.
Me, Po, & Gasser: -_-"
Gasser: But! How did it get that high definition speaker?
Domo holds up a computer with the eBay website.
Me: Then where did it get the computer?
Domo holds up a picture of J.K. Rowling.
Po: HARRY POTTER?!?!?!?!?!
Domo nods.
Me, Po, & Gasser: eek
Then we all fall down.
Then Po's Chimchar comes out and burns us alive.
Then we all scream and jump out of the fire.
Gasser: DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!
Me: What are you talking about?! YOU FART TO BEAT UP WEIRD PEOPLE!!!!!
Po: Seriously? I don't feel so bad about that episode anymore. confused
Random person: Hi. I'm Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town!
Po: *pulls off a wig off of the random person*
Random person: AGH!!! YOU BLEW MY COVER!!!!!!
Po: Who the heck are you?
Random person: I'm Guy Sensei!!! razz
Me: Ew. xp
Gasser: eek
Po: GET OUT!
Then Guy poofs.
Gasser: That was weird. I'm gonna go see how Bobobo and Jiggler are doing... -_-
Then Gasser poofs.
Me: Whoa! I didn't know he can poof!!! I wanna try!
I do one of those weird hand signs thingys.
Po: ... -_- ...
Domo: ... domokun ...
Me: POOF JUTSU!!!
I poofed! Now I'm ...

In the same place. -_-
Po: How was your poof? -_-"
Me: I didn't get anywhere.
Po: Yeah.
Domo: RAWR
Me: Yeah.
Po: Yeah. I'm leaving.
Me: Ok. Sionara.
Po: Bye?
Po poofed, too! SO HE DID TAKE NINJA LESSONS!!!!! I WANNA SIGN UP FOR NINJA LESSONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! scream
Domo's speaker: I AM YOUR FATHER.
Me: Whoa...Oo"

Wow. The conversations were longer than the episode itself... Oo"