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SORRY, GUYS. I KNOW I TOLD YOU I WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE TWO MORE PARTS BY NOW, BUT I HAVE JUST BEEN REALLY PISSED(excuse my french). MAYBE AFTER I EXPLAIN THE DAILY LIFE OF RoxaSora KaiRiku, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND.
MONDAY - FRIDAY :: I WAKE UP AT 5:45 TO GET DRESSED, BRUSH MY TEETH, etc. THEN, AT 6:00, I HAVE TO LET MY TWO DOGS OUTSIDE FOR FIVE MINUTES. WHILE THEY ARE OUTSIDE, I GO IN MY SISTER'S ROOM AND TRY TO WAKE HER...
DAILY "SHELBY, WAKE UP!" ROUTINE
WALK IN, TURN LIGHT ON, SHAKE HER, PUSH HER BLANKET OFF. SHE OPENS HER EYES.
15 MIN. LATER: COME BACK IN. COVERS ARE BACK ON HER, SHE IS ASLEEP. I WAKE HER UP AGAIN AND YELL "WAKE UP!!" AS SHE IS OPENING HER EYES. LET DOGS BACK IN AND WATCH THEM IN THE LIVING ROOM, CONSTANTLY HAVING TO FIND THEM IN SOME OTHER ROOM, CHEWING ON SOMETHING
15 MIN. LATER: ALMOST TIME TO GO. MOTHER GOES INTO SHELBY'S ROOM TO FIND HER ASLEEP AGAIN. YELLS AT ME, SAYING THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO WAKE HER UP... SHE SAYS GET UP AND SHELBY IS MAGICALLY ON HER FEET GETTING DRESSED...
CAN YOU SEE MY FRUSTRATION?
WE THEN GO TO SCHOOL FOR ALMOST 7 HOURS, DOING WHATEVER OUR TEACHERS SAY. WE GO HOME.
I DO WHATEVER CHORES ARE ON MY LIST. SHELBY PUTS HER BACKPACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY FOR ME TO PUT AWAY, WHILE SHE GOES OUTSIDE TO PLAY.
I HAVE TO WATCH MY TWO DOGS, CONSTANTLY HAVING TO GO FIND THEM, ALONG WITH FEEDING THEM AT 5:00, MAKING DINNER, DOING MY CHORES, AND PUTTING UP WITH SHELBY AND HER FRIENDS IN THE GARAGE, BANGING.
WHEN MY MOTHER GETS HOME, SHE CHANGES INTO CASUAL CLOTHES AND SITS ON HER FAT a**, WATCHING THE NEWS WHILE I AM STILL MAKING DINNER AND WATCHING THE DOGS. AFTER DINNER, SHE TELLS ME TO GET HER DRINKS, BRING HER A BLANKET, DO THIS, DO THAT, etc.
YOU SEE, SHE IS A BANK MANAGER. SHE SITS ON HER FAT a** AT WORK, OCCASIONALLY HAVING A CUSTOMER COME IN, COMPLAINING. SHE QUICKLY TELLS THEM THAT IT IS NOT HER PROBLEM AND TO GO SEE SOMEBODY ELSE. (SOMETIMES I WONDER HOW SHE EVEN GOT THE JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE...)
MY FATHER COMES HOME EVERY NOW AND THEN. HE IS A DRILL SEARGENT, SO BASICALLY, HE GETS PAID TO YELL AT PEOPLE ALL DAY. WHEN HE DOES COME HOME, HE JUST SITS RIGHT NEXT TO MY MOTHER, DOING THE SAME STUFF THAT SHE DOES.
OCCASIONALLY, WHEN THEY TELL ME TO DO SOMETHING, I WILL TELL THEM TO DO IT THEMSELVES, TO WHICH THEY REPLY, "WE DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE! WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING EVERY NOW AND THEN?!"
MY SISTER GETS ALLOWANCE FOR SAYING SHE DOES HER CHORES, WHILE I GET NOTHING FOR ACTUALLY DOING MINE.
WEEKENDS:: SAME AS AFTER SCHOOL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF JUST VACCUMING, I HAVE TO CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE.
CAN YOU SEE WHY I AM MAD?
EARLIER, I HAD JUST WOKEN UP AT 9:00 AND MY MOTHER CAME IN AND COMPLAINED ABOUT ME NEVER WATCHING THE DOGS OR LETTING THEM OUT WHEN I WAKE UP. I HAD JUST WOKEN UP!! SHE SAID THAT I AM TOO LAZY BECAUSE I AM ON MY PLAYSTATION ALL THE TIME, SO SHE [********] TOOK IT!!
SORRY GUYS, I JUST DON'T HAVE THE WRITER'S SPIRIT WITH ME THESE PAST FEW DAYS. I PROMISE, I WILL POST THE NEXT PARTS AS SOON AS I FEEL A LITTLE HAPPIER.
AGAIN, SORRY.
ON A SIDE NOTE, I HAVE BEEN READING A BOOK CALLED FAHRENHEIT 451. IT PRETTY MUCH SUMS UP WHAT THIS COUNTRIES CENSORSHIP AND JUST PLAIN ******** TV-WATCHING, RADIO-HEARING, LAZY-a** INHABITANTS ARE GOING TO DO TO US IN THE NEAR FUTURE. RAY BRADBURY IS A GENIUS. HE NEW WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN IN, LIKE, 10 YEARS FROM NOW, BUT HE KNEW THAT 50 YEARS AGO!!
THE THREE THINGS THAT I HATE THE MOST:
NUMBER 3: ADULTS WHO THINK THEY ARE BETTER THAN US "KIDS(TEENAGERS)" WHEN REALLY, THEY HAVE HALF OF OUR IQ!! (IN OTHER WORDS, ALL ADULTS...)
NUMBER 2: CENSORSHIP BECAUSE SOMETHING MAY OFFEND A teeny-tiny MINORITY. THE MOTHER OF A KID WITH DOWNS SYNDROME CALLS THE PRESIDENT EVERY TIME THEY HEAR OR READ THE WORD RETARD, AND THEN IT GETS CENSORED OUT!! YOU KNOW WHAT? FOLLOW THESE STEPS:
1. GIVE YOUR RETARDED KID A BOTTLE OF HOT-SAUCE FOR TWO MINUTES. HE WILL HAVE IT ALL OVER HIMSELF.
2. TAKE HIS HOT-SAUCE COVERED FOOT INTO YOUR HANDS.
3. PULL YOUR PANTS DOWN AND SHOVE THE HOT-SAUCE COVERED FOOT UP YOUR a**!! HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND IF SOMEONE CALLS HIM RETARDED, AND HE DEFINITELY AINT GONNA READ IT!!!!!
ANYWAY...
NUMBER 1: PREPS. JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE MONEY DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE BETTER THAN US!! IN FACT, YOU ARE WORSE BECAUSE THOSE OF US WITHOUT TONS OF MONEY ARENT COMPLETELY SNOBBY, ARROGANT ********]
THANK YOU FOR READING, AND HAVE A GREAT DAY...**WALKS AWAY, SHARPENING A KNIFE...**
 Real Roxas · Sun Nov 11, 2007 @ 07:09pm · 1 Comments |
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