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ello daves, how nice of you to be reading this!! blaugh I LICK YOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!! heh heh heh

let me tell u a story



there was once 2 peices of seaweed called cakey and soapy who wer waiting for the big crusty dave to come and pick them up from their last day at homebase. it was their last day there becuz homebase was shutting down becuase sum fluffy oompa loompa faced ginger biscuit crumb called steph had won the lottery and decided to convert the homebase which we all love and know into sum shitty egg making factory, steph seems to think that it will be a factory will make better eggs than chickens can so ther are sum PRETTY STRESSED OUT CHICKENS at the moment all walking round the place movin their heads like this: dramallama dramallama they are setting up an army to kill steph dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama but soapy loves steph (even tho she is ruining the wonderful homebase where soap had just bought a wonderful new skirtin board which she thinks will look nice in her living room) so she is plannin to kill all the chickens by setting this hamster on them domokun <- eh snaazy chewy munch mucnher, it will eat their brains!!!, but soap is waiting for the right time to do this. big crusty Dave came along in his ninja suit ninja and cakey and soapy hopped onto the back of his big bike mobile. cakey noticed sumthin dangling from big crusty daves big crusty head but didnt want to say anything becuz daves a big crusty bloke who might box her in if she offends him. cakey has an eyepatch coz soapy put soap in cakeys eye wen she found out cakeys paint by numbers was better than hers. so noe cakey looks like this!!!!!! pirate and is half blind! hahahahahah!!!!!! soapy laughs at her rofl rofl rofl rofl

TO BE CONTINUED....

tune in next time u muffin lickers!!!!



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