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Now it is already Christmas and I'm looking forward to New Year's. Also Veronica is back on my shoulder again!

Hello peoples.
Took you long enough to come back
Well you weren't the one flying everywhere yesterday night for a deadline!
That's why I'm a devil *smirk*
Anyways, good to have you back Veronica! And Gayle has a question for you: Are you old?
Umm....Well it never is polite for a person to ask another if they are old or not.....Let's just say compared to a normal human, I'm way older.
She's 250 years old
GWEN!!!!
Wow, she's very blunt. So I want to know about your experience in the North Pole.
Okay, first get one thing straight; Angels and Elves are the same thing. Because Santa and his Angels sounds a bit too Godly.
*nods*
*nods*
Alright and now begins the flashback

Flashback
Veronica: *arrives in the entering area* Hey Earl, where is the sign up board?
Earl: Oh hey Veronica! The boards over there *points to the right*
Veronica: *signs up and heads over to the head elf for job descriptions* So Mr. Head Elf Sir what is my job?
Head Elf: First, don't call me Mr. Head Elf Sir. Sir, Commander, Your Royal Majesty, or H.E will do.
Veronica: He?
HE: No, no, no H.E, that's two separate letters.
Veronica: Sure......
HE: You first job is to collect all the made toys that are wrapped and place them is a nice pile over there *points to small pile of presents already formed* Got it?
Veronica: Yes, sir! *goes off and works*
Six Hours Later
HE: Good job everyone. Now get these present delivered! Also remember if you don't make by the deadline. I will make sure you get an unimaginable lecture from The Big Guy on how you ruin Christmas and made all the children in the world cry. Then I'll stab you, feed your entrails to reindeer, and then take your parts and shoot them...repeatedly, and then that those parts to cannibals of some island. Lastly, I will take your head to the cannibals shaman, force said shaman make you head a shrunken head, and mount it on the front of Santa's sleigh for all eternity. Got it?
Juniors: *speechless*
Veronica: I can't believe he is still saying that.
Earl: Yep he repeats it every year.

End Flashback

Whoa.....Why don't we have HE?
I've been wondering that my whole toying giving career
*speechless*