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Bastion, Andre, and I Decide to Post A Convo Online
Nicole:Good morning America, our President sucks.
Bastion: True, but hey, when you're a tight-assed player hater what do you expect?
Nicole: So true. Well, any comments Andre?
Andre:Um, dude, the domo smilie scares the crap out of me.
Bastion: Oh, then in that case. domokun
Andre: Seriously dude! It's a turd!
Nicole: What do you have against Domo-kun? He's a completely harmless wad of crap. 4laugh
Andre: Keep thinking that sweetheart. Keep thinking that.
Nicole: You know you love me.
Andre:Why yes, yes I do.
Bastion: You two get a room before I kick you all so hard that Andre won't be able to have kids.
Andre: You know Niki kicks harder right?
Bastion: Yeah.... sweatdrop
Nicole: You still have that bruise?
Bastion: Yeah.... sweatdrop
Nicole: GENITAL STRIKE! HIYA!!! ninja
Bastion: No, not again. burning_eyes
Andre: LMAO. She wouldn't hurt me. heart
Nicole: I wouldn't?
Andre: Of course not, you love me too much. wink heart
Nicole: redface STFU Andre! Or I'll kick you too!
Bastion: Back to the original topic, which we totally swerved away from. Just like Nicole would do from the road at a driving test.
Nicole: Shut up Bastion, or I'll make your hair grow like Hephaistion's and I'll bang you.
Bastion: Well, I don't mind the banging, but I don't want his hair.
Andre: You just messed up the entire point, Bastion. Also, quit hitting in her, she's mine.
Bastion: Who says?
Andre: I do, duh.
Nicole: sweatdrop *Sigh* Not again... Guys chill.
Andre: Alright, back to topic.
Bastion: stressed Kiss up.
Andre: Did you say something?
Bastion: 4laugh Nope, let's continue!
Nicole: Well, how about we talk about our school? Not work, but like friends and junk.
Andre: Alright. Who should we start with?
Bastion: How about... Johan..?
Nicole: redface Eh... how about not?
Andre: Yes sweetheart, let's talk about Johan. Mr. Frenchie.
Bastion: Let's also talk about how Andre totally busted you kissing him after sixth period!
Nicole: I told you that Zuly pushed me to him after I hugged Aloha! It was only a peck anyways! redface
Bastion: Oooh, someone's blushing. "Love is in the air..."
Andre: emo How could you? I thought you loved me?
Nicole: Andre, seriously, you were there.
Andre: LOLZ, I know.
Bastion: You know... I think I just made this interesting.
Nicole: How?
Johan: Bonjour. Hola Nicole!
Nicole: Bastion... I'm gonna slaughter you.
Bastion: You'll thank me... someday. We'll all be old and wrinkley and we'll look back on this and laugh until we've peed ourselves.
Nicole: You better not be there, you'd be dead by then.
Andre: stare Why is he here?
Bastion: I decided to let him join. I told you it would make things more interesting.
Johan: Well, I suppose I am glad I could help..? confused
Andre: *Sigh* I'll make the best of your help.
Johan: eek
Bastion: Sooooo, Johan, how was the kiss with Niki on Friday?
Johan: Well, it was an accident, you know.
Nicole: *Twitch* neutral
Bastion: Yeah, yeah. But HOW was it?
Nicole: ...
Andre: ...
Johan: How do you say it... enjoyable?
Andre: neutral eek mad scream WTF?!
Nicole: *Faints* xp
Bastion: Thanks Johan. Well, that's all the time we have for today! I'm glad we got to have a special guest to our little chat! whee
Andre: Bastion...
Bastion: Yo?
Andre: You're SO not going to get wrinkely...
Bastion: Ohhh... eek
Andre: See you all another time!
Johan: Can someone please wake Niki up? Princessa...
Bastion: That's in Spanish Johan.
Johan: I know, I always talk to her in Spanish.
Andre: THEY HAVE THEIR OWN LANGUAGE! emo
Bastion: Um... right. Bye everyone. Keep reading.
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