- sticks and stones will brake your bones, but JewJewBeans will hunt down and kill your entire family - (char:that is funny, but true)
-big bang? that was just jewjewbeans knocking out god and taking his place- (char: &.& &.& 0.o?!?!?!, that makes sense)
-A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street
when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to
put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice
horse you got there, Sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next
year tell Santa the d**k goes underneath the horse, not on top."- (me: HA HA HAH Ha. iwould have done the same.)
-some guy once insulted jewjewbeans. the next day jewjewbeans threw a heavy bag down a well....coincidence?- (me: i think not!!! <(^_^< wink (>^_^)> heh heh)
......more to be added soon......
unluckie charmz Community Member 
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