This is what I do when I'm bored. sweatdrop
----- Yesturday's News -----
Laura was a hippo.
She did not know it, and when she was told so, she denied the truth.
Yes, Laura was a hippo in denial.
A few years later, Laura died of mad cow disease.
Everyone who was anyone came to her funeral.
There was crying, laughing, and food.
They even set up a game of Twister.
It was posted in the news that Laura's funeral was a big hit!
Her gravestone read: Laura, The Blue Almost-hippo
Ten minutes after everyone had gone home, they all forgot about Laura.
She was yesturday's news.
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