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guys.. we need a holiday just for us... i think i found it..
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for
your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,
shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secretly...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special
holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their
life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit
it. This is why a new holiday has been created.
March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow Job & Shut the ******** Up Day.'
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
you ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.
No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the
rest of the day! That's it!
This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the ********
Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT
much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love
and peace to this crazy world.
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