Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.
Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a d**k and save a smile.
Having nice sex burns 358 calories.
Having rough sex [make it hurt!!] burns 543 calories.
Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal
Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal
Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal
Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal
Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal
With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal (?) While Driving...........................600 cal and a $300 Fine (But Well Worth It!)
Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal
After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Getting Ready For Round Two(My Personal Fav.)..................1500 cal
Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!! LOL
crimson_mercy.killing · Sat Feb 23, 2008 @ 09:58pm · 0 Comments |