"Dear Baby, I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for 20 minutes straight and that's all they do. They don't pull away. They don't look at your face. They don't try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight, without an ounce of selfishness in it."
"I don't want you to save me. I don't need to be saved. "
"[after reading a news column about a woman contemplating suicide] Oh I love living vicariously through the pain and suffering of others. "
"Jenna: Cal, are you happy? I mean, when you call yourself a happy man, do you really mean it? Cal: You ask a serious question, I'll give you a serious answer: Happy enough. I don't expect much. I don't get much, I don't give much. I generally enjoy whatever comes along. That's my answer for you, summed up for your feminine consideration. I'm happy enough. "
"Jenna: Cal, I'm pregnant. Cal: Yeah. I knew that. I thought everyone knew. Jenna: You're not mad? Cal: Hell, as long as you can carry a pie tray and bus a table I don't care if you give birth while doing it. "
"Dr. Pomatter: I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something? Jenna: I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you? "
"Dr. Pomatter: So, what seems to be the problem? Jenna: I seem to be pregnant Dr. Pomatter: Congratulations! Jenna: Thanks, but I'm not so happy about it like everybody else might be. I'm having the baby and that's that. Dr. Pomatter: Un-congratulations, you're definitely having a baby. Jenna: Un-thank you. "
"Jenna: I Hate My Husband Pie... You take bittersweet chocolate and don't sweeten it. You make it into a pudding and drown it in caramel Jenna: Earl Murders Me Because I'm Having An Affair Pie... You smash blackberries and raspberries into a chocolate crust Jenna: I Can't Have No Affair Because It's Wrong And I Don't Want Earl To Kill Me Pie... Vanilla custard with banana. Hold the banana. Jenna: Pregnant Miserable Self Pitying Loser Pie... Lumpy oatmeal with fruitcake mashed in. Flambé of course :
"I was addicted to saying things and having them matter to someone. "
luvmaikat · Sat Mar 01, 2008 @ 03:00pm · 0 Comments |