Ok i had this weird a** dream well sequence of dreams they have been continuing for a bout a week now. its epic retarded and epic. full of suspence action drama and many times were you will say WTF!?!!?. so here it is:
it started off my parents asked me to go bye some milk for rocco (my dog). it was 12:00 am. i went out to get the milk the sky was black and i could hear screaming everywhere, (i just thought some was really mad). when i reach haines mill road i see heather, with demon wings flying aroud sucking peoples blood and killing them. i am just standing there in shock when she notices me and smiles saying "your going to taste the better than everyone else." as she finishes saying that she flew toward me with her fangs out right befor she bites me i duck down and she flies past me and i grab her ankle fly upward with her. she tries to get me off but i flipped on to her back and put her in a choke hold she passes out after about an hour and we start to decend to the ground and before we hit the ground i take my hands off her neck and hold her making sure she doesnt get hurt by the fall. when we land i carry her to my house and put her on my brothers bed (hes in college now). when she wakes up she doesnt jnow what happened and i tell her and we start laughing about it ( she killed at least 50 people). then john fetchko fly in through the window and tells us to get to school because its tomato sauce day. so we yell and run next door to the school (because apperently the school is near my house). we get there and the whole school is in the cafeteria just standing in rows. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- we all get in seperate lines (we all= me heather and john) and tomato sauce pours all over everyone and everyone starts to break dance. it all good but then i stick figure in a flying tank breaks the windows in the school. me heather and john (who is now a potato) summon the super tomato to attck the tank. the tomato goes all dragonball z and gets really big hair, a blue aura and a tail. when the tank sees him it explodes then super tomato explodes.
next is a part i dont care to tell anyone about so ill fill it with this picture
so after the whole tomato day thing its three days later and jesus (not devon) came to my door saying moses is suing me and the only way for him not to sue me was in a battle to corn (idk either). ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i said ok me moses met in the core of the earth and were about to fight when benny came in. benny was saying he was the reall moses so now we are having a battle to the watermelon. but anyway me benny and moses all turned into demon and charged at each other ------------------------------------------------------
HO k dream slighty continued last night it started with me punching a wall then abrubtly switched to the fight with moses and benny we were all demons. i pulled out a 3 bladed gunblade moses pulled out a black staff with red orbs floating around it and benny got a spoon. i charged at moses but he grabbed my head and through me inot a wall. he then tried shooting the orbs at me but i shoot them out of the air. moses then turned his staff int a scythe and teleported behind me and slashed me. i blocked his scythe mid swing and began riddleing him with bullets. he stamered backward. i thought i won but moses began to grow massive claws, horns, wings and began to glow black and white. i thought i was going to die when benny (who had been eating soup with a spoon the whole time) jabbed the spood in his eye and yelled NOBUNGA!! over and over then moses gave me a pie and said have a nice day. then out of nowhere heather comes down all demon like (again) and says shell kill us all. then i say "not again" then she gave me a pie then hugged me then put on a chicken suit and walked away. then i started talking to nero in las vegas (dont know how i got to vegas) me and him were talking when george forman walks in with gary colman saying they challeng us to a dual. this is nero
woke up once again HOLY s**t!!! its like 4/10 now and like i swear my dream continued!! i was fight gary cole man while nero was fighting mr t. (i know not the same person) the cakk and zengo flew in the window dressed up like batman and robin
Kexrein · Mon Mar 03, 2008 @ 04:11am · 1 Comments |