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Oh.
Em.
Gee.

NEED.



Let me fill you in.
My regular music teacher went away for 4/5 days of school (which means for today, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday), so he can edudicate a music festival up north (because he had been asked to, and if he didnt, some 600 kids wouldnt be able to perform stuff they'd been practicing for months).

So, obviously, he had a sub come in for the 4 out of 5 days.
And he HAD to get him.
For god sakes.
For those of you who dont know (practically everyone reading this), the "him" I refer to is a homo (not really, but he does have a pole shoved up is a**s).

For example:
We were watching a movie the other day in Band Class (because he was avoiding teaching us anything), and once the movie ended, I went to get my Tenor Sax. out from behind the T.V.
Unfortunatly, he was standing in front of it to watch the students leave the classroom for our next class, so I couldnt move the darned thing..
So, I said;
"Can you move please? I need to get my Saxophone out from the TV, and your blocking it from moving."
He then whipped around and said;
"Would you quit being so sausy? Just get your saxophone and leave the class, I dont ever want to hear you using that language again."

WTF?!

Its not like I said "Hey arsehole you're blocking my way! Move or I'll bust a cap up your a** you dipshit!"
Would he have rather me said that? -_-

Plus, when he does decide to let us play, he makes us play scales the entire period, because of the people who dont practice their instrument sound like crap.
And he wants them to sound better.
So we were "Working on our tone."
Bullcrap.

BUT.
When he actually DOES let us play a song, he conducts the parts we have down pat, instead of getting us to work on parts we have problems counting or whatever.
>_>
Nice job Dipshit.



Anyway this whole rant isnt just about him, also about Jazz Band.
(Which HE is teaching tomorrow at lunch.. ruined. 'Nuff said)
We're playing a song called "Fowl Play", which is a tough piece I must say!
Of course, we've been working our asses off on it, trying to get the timing right..
Unfortunatly, we still have half the music to learn, and Music Festival is right around the corner.

I have a duet with a wicked Trombonist though, so HOPEFULLY we get it ready in time.
But I doubt we will.

And so ends another rant, by me.