July 24, 05
Dear journal
It's been hard being a evil over lord... The other lord think i'm a descrace since i'm female and neglect to tell me things, like when the next over_lord meeting is, they also dislike me caused i'm evil :'( it just not fare. On the switch side all my evil minions say i'm not evil enough and that i don't look the part... So I told them that i would try and revamp my look and start doing more evil thing than just rading the cookie jar, I said that i'm still learning and that they would have to give me time... Ever since then they have been bugging me saying things like you better have something complete by the end of the summer or else.. or giving me tips to being evil, like burn down some inisent village and nail all their childeren to trees.... at that point i think i fainted because i was so horrified, I never hurd the rest of what he was saying... i just told him i wasn't feeling very good when i woke up... it's tuff being THE evil over lord... I don't know why I took it in the first place, tho i did find something rather amusing.... they showed me a really good graphic novel series called Demon Diary....XD I was addicted to it so badly that I got the first 4 volumes... and now i want the other 4 but i cant get then since you have to order them in and under strick policeys beginner evil over lords not being aloud to order in things since they have had problems with too many over lords going bankrups with in hours and that they have lost too many that way.... anyways.... I must get back to my "dark/evil brodline and planing my next evil plan" as my evil underlings say....
heart *flowers*U'r Local evil overlord *flower* heart *scream in background...."MY LORD!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"...* me: uh oh....*runs 4 my life....* c ya....
evil_over_lord · Sun Jul 24, 2005 @ 06:00pm · 0 Comments |