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What squeals and runs around in circles? A ferret with a dead baby stapled to the side of it. xProstheticAestheticsx · Thu Jul 28, 2005 @ 06:44am · 10 Comments


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	Thank you for listening. Offline Lilly Kit · Community Member · Thu Jul 28, 2005 @ 09:23am


	Huh? Offline xProstheticAestheticsx · Community Member · Fri Jul 29, 2005 @ 02:02am


	Nevermind lol Offline Lilly Kit · Community Member · Fri Jul 29, 2005 @ 04:11am


	Okay....... Offline xProstheticAestheticsx · Community Member · Fri Jul 29, 2005 @ 09:38am


	George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One". The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are handicapped." The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a from drowning!" Offline xProstheticAestheticsx** · Community Member · Sat Jul 30, 2005 @ 04:47am


	Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? A: Your honor. Offline xProstheticAestheticsx · Community Member · Sat Jul 30, 2005 @ 04:53am


	What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ. Offline xProstheticAestheticsx · Community Member · Sat Jul 30, 2005 @ 04:54am


	After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, ''You wanna hear a blonde joke?'' The person replies, ''I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?'' The man thinks for a while and replies, ''Not if I have to explain it three times.'' Offline xProstheticAestheticsx · Community Member · Sat Jul 30, 2005 @ 05:01am


	... neutral Offline [Love.Thy.Torture] · Community Member · Sat Jul 30, 2005 @ 02:29pm


	nice....... twisted Offline ZombieWomanFromOuterspace · Community Member · Mon Aug 01, 2005 @ 08:13pm

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