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While there is this wonderfuly refreshing beverage that is undoubtedly among the best on the planet there are still sceptics among us. No one knows who they are exactly. In fact it may even be possible that those whom this may apply to don't even know that they are in fact that the ones who are in doubt. For this reason alone a special group of individuals where assembled. The group has been called The Ordinance. There specific task is not clearly known, however it is said that the individuals selected for this special group are none other than special people themselves. Why it was necessary to gather a group of mentaly challenged pinapple rings into a can for mass production is the question on the media's tongue. It was the poperazzi that began the investigation in the most peculiar manner. Using their massive printing capabilities, they launched an aggressive asault against an elite group of pinapple smugglers. Throwing up a barage of fliers featuring last months top selling chewing gum vendors and their overall earnings for the previous year, the smugglers where forced to retire and make there place among the great corral reaf of Antacidia. With one foul swoop, the evils plaguing the lands where anihalated making room for plenty of Pina Colada parties.