Now here's a little story about a little house And the daily life of a male... and his male spouse
Both individuals, they walk hand in hand Both in love with each other, living life that is grand Both walking on the beach, making footprints in the sand Both rocking the foundations of America-land
They're more than best friends, though it's kind of odd They're just two peas... Two peas in a pod.
-"Two Peas in a Pod", Kurt Cantrell and Bruce Welbaum
CHARACTERS:
Terrance Penix: Terrance follows closely the average gay stereotype. He's got a lisp, acts somewhat feminine, and can decorate homes like nobody's business. He's the secretary in a big business company where his husband, Greg Penix, also happens to work.
Greg Penix: Greg is here, Greg is queer. One of the straightest gay men you could ever meet, he's constantly making obscene sexual jokes whenever Terrance is around. Greg works at the water cooler in a big business company where he spreads rumors, and his pay is actually quite good. Just like what Terrance paid him last night...
Cecil Penix: Cecil is Greg and Terrance's son. Constantly talking about how tragic life is, how depressed he is, and the latest death metal band, Greg is the resemblance of the "angst-ridden gothic teen". He's a lot more ignorant than he really seems.
Susan Penix (I forget her real name, so I'll just call her Susan for now): Susan is Greg and Terrance's adopted daughter. She's the "perfect child". President of the student council, member of the honors society, straight A student in school, and the best player on the girl's soccer team, she is the most neglected character out of all. Neither Kurt nor I are even sure why we invented her.
The Friendly Automated Gadget 3000 (The F.A.G. 3000): A robot that lives in the Penix household, for some reason. I have no idea why.
Rando the dog: The dog in the Penix household. Because every family needs a loveable pet.
I forget the rest of the characters. Bite me. -Maxwell Silverhammer
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